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Become A [British] Lord for 29.99



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Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:10 pm
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LONDON (Reuters) - The British aristocracy has long been an exclusive club but now anyone can become a Lord or Lady -- for as little as 30 pounds ($58.00).

A raft of British Web sites are offering one square foot of the Glencairn Estate in northeast Scotland and, with it, access to the prestigious-sounding title of Lord/Laird and Lady of Glencairn.

Buyagift.co.uk is offering the "fun" title as the "ideal gift for anyone who aspires to greatness" for 29.99 pounds, which includes a deed of ownership, a map of the Glencairn estate and a card which proves their title.

Lastminute.co.uk and thanksdarling.com are also offering shoppers the chance to lord it up as a Glencairn, which is believed to be nothing more than a small plot of croft land with the title invented for it.

One incensed aristocrat is fighting back at what he sees is a scam and is warning potential shoppers that buying the title of Lord, Viscountess, Baron or Earl is meaningless.

The Earl of Bradford, whose own title dates from the 1800s, set up www.faketitles.com, after someone fraudulently passed himself off as Lord Newport, which is his son's title.

"I will put it very simply: You cannot purchase a genuine British title," he warns on the site.


- Reuter's News Service
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=7076067
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Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:13 pm
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Firestarter says...



Oh yeh, I've already seen this.

It is true though guys, you can't buy your way into the aristocracy. It's pointless, don't do it!
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Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:14 am
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Crysi says...



Aww! Fine! Be that way! Ruin my dreams! Hmph!
  





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Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:52 pm
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My pleasure! :P

Can't let a Yank be part of our aristocracy, twould be an outrage! Not that anyway likes cares, they're all just a load of posh pretentious tw@ts! They give us a bad reputation for drinking tea and talking with renounced pronounciation!
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:03 pm
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Zion says...



And how about the childern of Alexandar the great? A nation directly from the craddle of modern civilization. Also I LOVE BRITAIN! :D :lol: :wink:
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*Looks around for some spare change*

Wow, thats amazing! Become a Lord for 58 bucks...hehehe, does that mean people would have to address you as Lord "something-something"...think of the possibilities....
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Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:13 am
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Sam says...



that's true...but it'd be kinda wierd since I'm *ahem* american...
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Firestarter says...



Wow, thats amazing! Become a Lord for 58 bucks...hehehe, does that mean people would have to address you as Lord "something-something"...think of the possibilities....


NO.

Sorry to break it to you, it's rubbish, you're not actually a Lord.
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NO-O-OW YOU TELL ME!

J/k

Yeah, I would think it is, 1) It seems way too cheap 2) How can they actually change your name to a Lord, doesn't it have to be done by the goverment?
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Crysi says...



Firestarter.. STILL ruining everyone's dreams? Sheesh.. and to think I started spelling things the BRITISH way.. :P
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2) How can they actually change your name to a Lord, doesn't it have to be done by the goverment?


No, even the Government can't do it.

It's a hereditary title, that's why there's not many aristocrats left....well technically...I guess the Queen still has the power to make people LOrds or Earls etc...but she never uses it.

Maybe if you saved her life?

Firestarter.. STILL ruining everyone's dreams? Sheesh.. and to think I started spelling things the BRITISH way..


It's my job... :lol:

Keep spelling them the British way! You know it makes sense! You Americans just have a fixation with using Z instead of S. Weirdos *just realises has insulted about 95% of the board and scuttles off*
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:53 pm
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Sam says...



personally I think we're lingually challenged...I was reading this one book 'There is No Zoo in Zoology' and it said we've dropped so many sounds from English and we've messed up a ton of words...like 'deluge' for example. You guys would pronounce it 'delyooj' we pronounce it 'delooj'. British english is much nicer...:D
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dreaming_mouse says...



Awww I always wanted to be a lady...*Snort*

It is true though guys, you can't buy your way into the aristocracy.


The website suggests otherwise lol :P but still it'd be better to be knighted...or marry one of the princes ¬¬ no wait...that wouldn't make you a lady would it...I'm confused...
  








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