Create new random review text for Review Day

After you do a review, you may notice that you get a random review message, such as "Holy review, Batman!" or (my favorite) "[insert random review text here]".

Well, I'd like to go ahead and add a bunch more. So if you have any ideas for some, please post them here!

You're a review day rockstar! I can already see people lining up outside your window!

I'd buy an umbrella for all the gratitude that'll come down after THAT amazing review.

Improved writing incoming.

I would fight a telegraph machine if it meant your reviews would never stop


AHAHAHAAH. Okay, I don't think I am cut out for this. Ahahahahahahah.


Edit:

More, because I can't stop myself.

For the Bioshock fans -- "Would you kindly do another excellent review?"
You could always beat a dead horse and say, "I used to be a fantastic reviewer like you, but then I took a fountain pen to the knee."
We might hop on the Pokemon train with, "YWSER used REVIEW. It's super effective!"


Now THAT's a tasty review sandwich. Om nom nom nom nom!

Haha, for the first review of the day, it could say. "First blood."



And now, turning pick-up lines into review encouragement:

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you reviewed, just so I could read it a little bit longer.

If I had a star for every time your reviews brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your reviews.

Frankly my dear, you just gave someone a review.

Holy grammatical changes you just did a review.

"I think you deserve a figurative medal for that awesome review!"

"One review down, more to go!"