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SubtleSanity wrote:
But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand.

But I'm in space. Repeatedly. With a duck.

Zolen wrote:

SubtleSanity wrote:
But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand.

But I'm in space. Repeatedly. With a duck.

Ah! And I was wondering why that silver duck keep appearing over my house after dinner! I knew it! Hang on, I'm going to get out my Churros and climb into space.

SubtleSanity wrote:

Zolen wrote:

SubtleSanity wrote:
But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand.

But I'm in space. Repeatedly. With a duck.

Ah! And I was wondering why that silver duck keep appearing over my house after dinner! I knew it! Hang on, I'm going to get out my Churros and climb into space.

But there is nothing to hang on to *flies away*

*dies* DX

dying is a horrible way to die, try bilingual sun tanning instead.

Sun tanning is so old-fashioned. I think you should try prancing around in your underwear amidst a zoo of hungry male lions.

male lions are too lazy to hunt, you are almost 3% safe.

But m'dear Zolen, there are. Iceland on Neptune is famous for its death cats that spears you to death at the sleigh of my hand.

Actually, there are no agitated "death" cats in Iceland. There are frozen skunkuirrels (that's a cross between a skunk and a squirrel, duh!) Don't you guys watch Animal Planet? And because of the supersonic sleighness-ness of the sun, this already freakish species is on the verge of freakish extinction. And they're completely harmless, I assure you. All they do is gauge the eyeballs of their victims out and then make pudding out of them. Which is completely normal for Icelanders, of course.

I stopped watching animal planet when it started explaining everything breeding habits in so much detailed 40% of the screen was a censor bar at all times.

Animal planet misleads me, I have only watched it once and gave up.

Zolen wrote:I stopped watching animal planet when it started explaining everything breeding habits in so much detailed 40% of the screen was a censor bar at all times.

BBC is worse for that, I'm afraid.

Why don't we all just agree on the fact that the media shows stuff that isn't meant for er, minor audiences to watch and therefore places sensor bans on?

But we aren't meant to agree on anything here, are we?

I've only seen Animal Planet once, actually... and that was in Japanese so I didn't understand a thing. XD

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard

Human tears are expensive, they cost like twelve dollars to the gallon.

would you like to buy some? XD