Battle of the Sexes [2] (Please read the rules)

Iggy · 2013-12-19T05:45:29Z

Right! So hello and welcome to the first round of Battle of the Sexes, where boys and girls are pinned against each other to see who is clearly the ultimate sex. How to play - It's simple! Boys count up and girls count down. What does she mean, you ask? The game will start with a neutral score, which is 0. From then on, every male will up the score and every female will down the score. Say the score is 0 and Jack comes along. He will then add on a point and thus the score is now 1. Same if it was 11 and he turns it to 12. Same with Lily. She will turn the 0 into a -1, and the 11 into a 10. Make sense? Now, when things go into the negative spectrum, the rules and how to play will not change. So if the score is -190, Lily will bring it down by making it -191. Jack will bring it up by making it -189. Still with me? Great! Rules - If you are a female, bring the score down. If you are a male, bring the score up. If you identify with neither gender, choose a side to play on. And the biggest rule of all - allow a two person gap between your posts. So if Jack has posted and then Lily posts, he needs to wait until person C comes along before he can post again. So when Lily and Samantha have posted, then may Jack post again. Wins Round one: Guys with 93 Alright! Let's get things started. *throws the puck down* 0

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Cheetah says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:12 pm

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Rydia says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:05 pm

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Dakushau says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:26 pm

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:27 pm

FatCowsSis says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:27 pm

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:00 pm

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Cheetah says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:15 pm

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:17 pm

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:59 pm

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