A swirl of green light and leaves exploded in the Green Hall, and out emerged, Knight Forest. Trees and plants sprung up in existence around her, giving off the sweet, sweet scent of victory, glory and beast slaying. It was as if the flowers were saying HUZZAH!!!!!!, and they should be too, mused Knight Forest as she surveyed the Great Hall.
She quickly conjured a parchment into her hands and unrolled it, clearing her throat she began to read. "As Knight alliyah, Court Magician, Court Artisan Spearmint and Knight Looseleaf, Court Accountant have been summoned away to quests in the fabled land of Coratamo, the duty and honor of announcing updates to the ranks of the Knights of the Green Room falls to me!"
Eyes quickly skimming over the scroll canopy skipped over the parts that detailed how to brew a potion that would turn its drinker into a green horse. "Ah! Here it is! I see that Squire Alex (@AlexWrites) have put their training knives to fortuitous use and slain ten green room beasts! HUZZAH!!! Well done!! For your valour and persistence I henceforth appoint you Knight Alex! Go forth and review!!!" In every waterbody around the planet turtles danced in joy as Knight Alex bowed and accepted the title.
"I see we have some new additions to our ranks as well! How wonderful!! I hereby welcome Squire Bladder (@bladassare) and Squire Most Extreme Aet Lindling (@Aet Lindling) to our ranks! HUZZAH!!!!!!!! Take these training knives and slay some green beasts!!!!! We stand with you on your quest!!"
canopy unrolled more of the scroll, which now reached her toes, "Ah here I see some great news! Knight Tikaa (@Tikaya) has been slaying in true sense of the word!! They have achieved the laudable feats of Fellow in Arms, Head of a Wild Boar, A Village, The Badge of the ShrubberyandA Unicorn!!!! HUZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are all greatly pleased and awed by Knight Tikaa's honourable achievements that have brought great honour and glory to the Great Hall! Keep slaying and Reviewing!!!" Tikaya bowed and joy sparkled in their eyes as a mythical, shimmering unicorn trotted its way to their side. They stroked its mane, awed, dreaming of names for their new companion.
"We also congratulate Knight Alex on earning their very own sword!!! May this fabled weapon serve you well and slay every beast that comes your way! Treat it well!! Alex has also earned The Badge of the Shrubbery!! HUZZAHH!!! SUCH JOY!!! These feats bring great glory to the Great Hall!!!!" Alex grinned as he hefted his new weapon, and bowed, excitement writ in every line of his face.
All the gathered Knights applauded and whooped, cheering their brethren on! Some even tried to throw their swords in the air in lieu of celebration but were tackled to the ground by other, more mindful, Knights.
"Finally we have Knight Forest who has earned a sword, a shield and a helmet! Good slaying! Treat these new effects of yours as well."
canopy smiled, rolling the scroll back up, "That is all my brethren! That is all we have to announce as of this day!!! Glory to the Knights of the Green Room!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!! HUZZAH!!!! HUZZAH!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!! HAPPY REVIEWING FOLKS!!!!!!"
/I think, today,/ he thought back, /the important fact is that I don't/ need /to be better than him. He can just be a person. And I... I can just be one too./ — Adolin (Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson)
