What's in a gravestone?

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Here lies Deadman
Born 1999
Died 2004
Fate?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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Here lies takethatyoufiend
Born 1781
Died 1797
Died because he fought in the world war 1
Our thing progresses
I call and you come through
Blow all my friendships
To sit in hell with you
But we’re the greatest
They’ll hang us in the Louvre
Down the back, but who cares? Still the Louvre.

- Lorde

In my head I do everything right




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Here lies Storybraniac
Born 1995
Died 2013
Left this world because a story leaked out of his brain and
gave him a fatal head injury.
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.


And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.


- A minor bird, Robert Frost


{I used to be ForgottenSpellbinder}





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Here lies FSB
Born 1987
Died 2005
Forgot to bind his spell.
(Whatever that means)
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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Here lies Takethatyoufiend
Born 1598
Dead 2013
A werewolf killed him.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Here lies Umaima.
Born 1879
Died1920
Killed by TTYF the werewolf hunter whilst in wolf form.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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Here lies TakeThatYouFiend
Born 1600
Died 2014
Killed by Deadman for failure to follow the rules of eternal life.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Here lies TTYF
Born1987
Died 2014
Died in prison for killing TTYF
Our thing progresses
I call and you come through
Blow all my friendships
To sit in hell with you
But we’re the greatest
They’ll hang us in the Louvre
Down the back, but who cares? Still the Louvre.

- Lorde

In my head I do everything right




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Here lies Storybraniac

Born on 13th February 1934

Died on 13th May 1934

Reason: He was born on the Friday of the 13th, also died from the same date.

He was found upside down hanging in mid-air in a willow tree not far from his house. Police has found no evidence of a murderer. However.......his diary stored in a secret drawer reveal otherwise.

Buried: A nearby cemetery


(You like willow trees?)
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'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' ― Friedrich Nietzsche

~Open for business~




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Here lies SubtleSanity
Born-January 1993
Died January 2014
Failed to renew a contract with the devil, to be an amazing writer.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Here lies Deadman
Born 1994
Died 1994
We're pretty sure he's always been dead...
100% autistic




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(Muhahah you cannot kill what is already dead!)

Here lies Holysocks
Born 1996
Died 2014
She finally realized that Deadman was actually dead and died of shock.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
— Ann Landers