What's in a gravestone?

So this is my second game, I didn't get any reply on the first one

The game starts like this . You write some thing on the gravestone above you. For example

Here lies dreamy
Born on 1978
Died on 2013
Died of eating too much chocolate (maybe but you can write something else.)
Buried near redstone library.

So you have to write the gravestone of the person above you. Start with my gravestone.

GO!!!

Here lies Storybraniac
Born on 2013
Died on 2013
Died because he fell out of his crib and landed on his head
Buried in Babyroad Gas station Cemetery

Here lies lostthought
Born before time itself
Died in 2013 because he chased after his dog that ran onto the road.

Here Lies ForgottenSpellbinder
Born yesterday
Died today
He was always told not to play with matches.
Buried under the tree next to the river, in the same spot where he played with those matches.

Here lies deadman
Born on august 5 102 b.c
Died today
Died because he was too old to live (1102 years old)

Here lies Storybraniac
Born February 27th 1914
Died just a second ago
Died because he slipped and fell because of a banana peel.

Here lies Deadman
Reborn this morning
died 5-ish hours ago
no resurrections under my watch especially with an unsymmetrical mask

Here Lies deaththekid88
Born on June 19th, 1998
Died on June 18th, 2011
Died fighting Asura.

Thank you for throwing the banan peel.

Here lies Storybraniac
Born January 24th
Died June 26th
Died due to the shock of how brutal his flower was killed by a moth.

Here lies Deadman
Born when he was born
Died in the future
Died due to a fear of nacho bell granda in his eye.

Here lies Zolen
Born on midsummer's eve
Died on the last full moon of 2012
Died because he was incorrctly targeted by a mafia grous that was trying to assasinate someone named Zoelen

Here lies ForgottenSpellbinder
Born on (well we forgot)
Died (well we forgot that too)
Died because, well we don't know because everyone forgot about him.

Hear lies deadman
he was born dead
died dead
and nobody is really sure why he is dead, turns out he just is. Maybe be died battling a load of clowns. Maybe his mommy was a mummy. Or...he IS A ZOMBIE!

Here Lies Zolen
Born on March 13, 1901
Died March 14, 1901
His parents accidentally dropped him....

(Hopefully that isn't offensive to you.)