*stabs debate forum*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MISSPELLINGS IN THE DEBATE FORUM? I MEAN... DEATH SENTANCE??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN WE BE A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS AND NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL SENTENCE? IT MAKES ME CRY! CRY! CRY!

*sobs*

I think I'm going to run away and hug my stuffed piggies... and eat kittens... yeah...

I know... I never really like to quibble about grammar when we're thrashing out the important social and philosophical quandries of our time, but maybe I should.

Yeah, I think I'm going to sacrifice a kitten in honour of the wonderous debate forum. The spelling/grammar always makes me sob.

You spelled wondrous wrong.

If you think this is bad, you should see my English class. *shudder*

NO!!!! NOT THE KITTENS!

They're already planning a counter-attack...

Leave my kittens alone!!!

If you MUST sacrifice something, sacrifice a goat. The goats have signed a treaty, allowing themselves to be sacrificed from time to time.

The kittens however... sacrificing a kitten is treason, and an act of war.

I can't stop them once they've started. Several kitten liberation groups have already started taking action at the mention of one of their brothers or sisters being mutilated for the sake of grammar.

There's no telling the number of innocents that will be 'sacrificed' for the sake of kitten kind.

Hahaha... SPEW has already wiped out millions and millions of kittens. I think we're on six billion by now... er... change that. Six billion and one.

Just as long you leave my babies alone. The one who lives upstairs, however, you can do with what you will. He scared my Curio!

Then the pigs shall die!!! I have just signed a document giving all domesticated animals free reign on the pigs and their swiney kind. You will rue the day you ever harmed a hair on any kitten head!!

The death toll is catastrophic, the swine are without allies, and surrender is not an option. Bacon will be on every menu for every meal in every restaurant and home in the world!!!

By now, the numbers of remaning pigs are minescule.


I hope you're happy.

AHA! But that won't stop the massacre of kittens! And now we've moved to tiger cubs!

Tiger cubs fight back. And the kitten massacre has been halted by the spec ops teams.

All threats have been neutralized.

All your base are belong to us.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Welcome to the Almost Infinite Empire. I am your Sovrign Dictator and duly elected representative for life.

For your unwarrented attack on kitten kind, you will be punished. You must work fridays for 2 months. And your health and dental is cut off until such time as you have repayed your debt.

Nuuuuuuuuuu!

NOT THE TIGERS!

Blech! Bacon? There are Jews out there, you know. :p

Not all Jews follow the laws Kashrut. Though, I suppose those who do keep Kosher, they don't have to eat the bacon. But everyone else does.

My grandfather is Jewish, he loves pork. Ribs, ham, bacon, its like a soul food heaven at their house. It doesn't help that they live in Alabama, where Kosher is as foreign a word as lutheran.