The Tavern

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Nutty laughs at Irtish, then turns to Nate. "Mr.Awesome, you should provide beverages for a limited time at my Dance Party!"
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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Irish's eyes grew large and she began to jump up and down like she was going to pee herself. "You totally should!!"
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"What?! What?1 What did I miss?"said Wookie disoriented. She wasn't really sure of what was going on. "Man how long was I out?" she asked confused. What's going on...?
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Irish put a hand on Wookie's shoulder and smiled. "You had a little too much salt on the fries, Wookie. Its ok you didn't miss too much!"
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"Oh good! I was freaking out for a second their!" Wookie said with a sigh of relief. "So what do you want to talk about?" said Wookie, while ordering them two sodas.
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Irish pondered that as she watched the soda's being set down on the counter. "Lets talk about... school! Hows your year going Wookie?"
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"Ugh! Crappy! We're studying geometry in math! I suck at geometry! If it was algebra no problem but geometry! It's pretty frustrating..." said Wookie and took a sip of her soda. "What about your school year? How's it going?"
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"About the same," Irish laughed. "I have the most boring Social Studies teacher ever! It stinks because the other social studies room is right next to ours and you can hear the kids having fun with him while we're just sitting there with our brains being scratched about by the sound of her voice." She took a sip of her soda. "I stink at all math in general but my teacher is hilarious! I love him!"
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"Oh sorry. Social Studies class is sooo boring in my school too! My favorite class is Art. It's so much fun! I got to do a presentation on twilight and draw some of the characters! I know I know: Twilight? Eh what can I say? I'm slightly obsessed... Well anyway the class is real fun even though I couldn't draw anything if my life depended on it..." Wookie said and took a sip of her soda. "What's your favorite class?" asked Wookie with curiosity in her voice.
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Irish sipped at her soda with a concentration on her face. "I would have to say either drama, science, or math but only for the teacher. Hes halarious!" Irish laughed into her can.
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"Lucky you get funny teachers! Most of my teachers aren't." Wookie pouted and Irish laughed. "But Irish, you like science?! Seriously?!" Wookie said with pure shock! She never saw this coming. "Hey dude can I have a donut?" she called to the bar tender.
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Irish laughed and looked at the bar tender "Make it two please!" She turned toward Wookie and laughed again. "I like science becuase most of my friends are in it and my teacher is REALLY nice! Don't worry, I'm only a history nerd, not a science nerd!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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"You guys are so lucky!" Nutty whines, stealing Irish's donut and shoving into her mouth, whole. "My favorite teacher was kicked out for being awesome, and my social Studies teacher harasses me because we wear uniforms and I have serious dress code issues. But besides that," she said, immediately perking up. "My favorite classes are Art (because I love it and I'm good at it), and Language Arts, because I'm pretty good at it and I like my teacher. Last Friday he told us about when he took a chunk out of his elbow while skateboarding down a HUUUUUUUGE hill. You could see the bone and now he has a wicked scar. Oh, and I find Science pretty interesting too, and did you know I got some new wigs today? I got three of them and they are all blond. Isn't that funny? I don't know why they are all blond, but my aunt got them for me. She's not blonde either, though..."

*keeps babbling on while everyone else either stares at her or ignores her*
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Irish laughs at Nutty and orders another donut. "My friend has a ton of wigs too!" She said interupting Nutty. "She wears them in videos all the time while shes doing her thang! But, what do you use the wigs for?" Irish said taking her donut and giving half to Nutty and the other half to herself.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Wookie gasps interrupting the conversation she interrupted. "You like history?! That's worse than History!! In my opinion." Wookie said and took a sip of her soda. "Well I guess I can't judge. I'm a math geek!"said Wookie laughing at herself. "Man these donuts are good! Hey buddy can I get another one?!" she asked the bar tender.
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”



As ideas are always better than their execution, so too must dough taste better than cookies.
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