The Tavern

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Irish threw herself onto the fireworks. "My FIRE!!" Suddenly, she sat up and looked around, face redder than usual. "Uhh I mean... I'll do em!"
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Rune chuckles and hands a massive one to Irish.
"Here is one of the biggist, but please use i outside"
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*runs in, hearing the word fire* "FireFireFireFire! Where is it! I want some! Is it going to blow-" Nutty stops mid-sentence and her eyes go wide as she sees the enormous rocket in Irish's hands. "Give.It.To. ME!!!" She screams, tackling Irish. "I wanna make the big boom!"



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Irish pushed Nutty away from the rocket. "Take the other big one! This one is MINE!" Irish ran out of the tavern and shot it off screaming with joy.

She ran back inside, her smile huge. "YAY BIG FIRE BOOM BOOM!"
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Nutty growls, stalking Irish. "I wanted big fire boom boom. You WIL pay!" Nutty then proceeds to tackle Irish, stopping only when a large pink explosion shakes the Tavern. "Awww, you made me miss it!"
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Irish pushed Nutty off. "Nutty you do know that Rune has like 20 of the same exact rockets right?!" Irish then runs in to grab about 12 more.
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Rune chuckles as he hands Nutty and Irish his biggest rockets. Well not all of them.
Under cover of the explosions, he sneaks behind the tavern and sets up a collosal firwork. Rune waits 'till everything has died down, lights it up and runs for his life.

KABLAM

The explosion is so huge it knocks Rune off his feet.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YWS (so what if we were a little late):P" Will shine in the sky for a good half hour.

Rune walks back into the tavern, his face covered in black sooty stuff, grinning form ear to ear
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Irish gaped at the giant fire hanging in the sky. She turned to Rune "You. Are. A. Fire. GOD!" And tottled off to go shoot more.
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Rune goes red and looks down. "Not a fire god, just your overexited pyromaniac... From time to time"
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Irish jumped up and down in excitement. "Thats the same thing!!" :D
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"Hehe," Rune smiles, "if you say so"
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*pokes head into tavern* Is it safe? I've heard some rockets and stuff going off outside and there seem to be quite a few pyromaniacs in here...
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"Ranger HI!" Irish said running over to her and hugging her. "Yea its safe, we're just celebrating!"
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*hugs Irish back* "Okay, sweet, what are you guys celebrating?"
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

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"YWS' five year b-day!" She smiled. Then she squealed "By the way I LOVE your sig! Thats one of my favotie parts, haha!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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