The Tavern

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Oneeyedunicornhunter walks in, looking like he'd been beaten to a pulp. "What happened!?" Someone from the crowd around Silent Music asked.

"Ugh..." He holds his bleeding side. "I got beat up. I was walking by here and I said 'This song sucks!', and a bunch of people who I can only assume have terrible taste in music ganged up on me."

OEUH thought he heard someone growl from across the room, and saw Silent Music staring at him. This caused him to come to the conclusion that she growled at him. He shook his head, ordered a pineapple smoothie and sat down, intently watching the clock ticking, and sipping his smoothie through a straw.
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*Swaggers in with pencil and sword*
"Who won the writing contest?" everone asks.
"I did, again."
*turns to oneeyedunicorn*
"You need to better pick your fights."
*Orders McFlurry*
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Vee smiles at the place and rubs her head, trying to abate the headache that just attacked her. She's never been here before, but she noticed the warmth and the music and the friendship inside.

Then she realized that she was being ridiculously cheesy and flips through her Red Notebook (which is actually blue) and tries to make some sense out of one of her characters, Sbiro. He'll always be a mysetery, she realized glumly. I'll never understand a guy like that. A smile twitches at her mouth. thank goodness I'm not going to be his girlfriend.

Sliding the blue Red Notebook shut and tucking it away in her bag, she slid off her jair and sits on a stool.

"I'd like to mix apple juice, cranberry juice, and sprite....is that okay?"
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Princess, intrigued by the amount of noise, investigates. She walks in the tavern, popping bubbles with her favorite cherry flavored bubblegum.

She stares at all the commotion going on inside the bar for a good solid minute.

"WHATS GOING ON??" She screamed.

Everybody stops what they are doing and stares.

Then in a quiet voice she says:

"Can I have a orange soda please?"
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Lukas, who just walked in, gets yelled at in the ear.

A bit deaf now he shouts at Nate for the usual.
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Princess goes and tries to calm down snoink from her sugar rages
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Reuben walkes in. "Lunatics" He mutters, but on his way out, stubles and falls. And thinks: Oh no...now I've joined them.
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Kyte saunters into the bar. "The usual," he cries.

Nate bartender scowls. "You're too new here for 'the usual,'" he says. "Now, be specific."

Cowed, Kyte mutters, "Mulled apple cider, if you've got it."

Nate smiles. "That's better. Coming right."




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Lily waltzes in, grabs the apple cider, and dances back out.
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Kyte: I'm not paying for that.
Nate: *growls* You better.
Kyte: Fine, and get me another round of the 'the usual' while you're at it. I'll go after that thief who stole my drink.
Nate: I said be specific.
Kyte: You really have bad memory, you know that Nate? I'll have a mulled apple cider. I'll be back soon.
*walks out of the bar, but never returns, thus cheating Nate out of the cost of one apple cider*
*Meep walks in*
While Nate busies himself with making the apple cider and Meep uses her super thieving skills to clean out his cash register.
The Tavern's customers are too inebriated to notice Meep.
*Meep runs off snickering with a pocket full of money*
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As soon as Nate finishes with the apple cider, Lily tangoes in, puts the glass on the table, grabs the apple cider, and fandangoes back out. She also leaves behind two gold pieces, which Meep(: steals instantly.
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Princess whips out a badge.

"Meep, you are under arrest,"

Meep just stares as Princess handcuffs her.


"Lets go downtown," Princess leads Meep out of the bar.
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Kite, in disguise as Fire, walks into the Tavern. "A root beer," he cries. "Make it cold!"

This time, he keeps a careful eye on his drink.
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Rhee swings the tavern door open. It hits the wall with a rather theatric (yet, it must be said, unintentional) bang.
She hurries to the bar, leans in so far that her head passes the counter, and whispers to Nate, "You guys got any Hershey bars?"
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"yes can i get the largest beer you have * catches glass then begins to chug it, the last drops then disappear two seconds after he starts* ah, so thats what beer tastes like.



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