Oh I wonder wonder wonder wonder...

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Okay so I'm probably the only one who remembers that commercial, as that was big during my peak tv-watching time. But now I want you to answer the question at the end...

What's in a Wonderball?

We all know it's really a ball of Nestle chocolate filled with stickers and little candy, but I want more creative answers. Why? Cause that song got stuck in my head all of a sudden and I feel like it! You got a problem with that?
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Pieces of the Millenial Puzzle! And I remember that commercial too... thanks a lot for getting it stuck in my head!




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*glares* Yeah, thanks for getting that stuck in my head..

I think it's radioactive waste that the government couldn't get rid of. *shrugs*
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I know what's in Wonderball...

Well, I would if I hadn't eaten it.
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Well, if you ask me its little microscopic alien probes that go into your brain and starts sucking off information. The when you sleep it flies up into the mother ship and stores that information, and then use it to TAKE OVER THE WORLD...*looks around with shifty eyes*
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On April 49th of 1997, astronauts found chocolate spheres in one of the moons craters. When scientists analyzed the spheres, they found that the chocolate was miraculaously (i know thats spelt wrong) edible. Unaware that inside these spherical wonders(thats why they're called wonder balls) was nano alien technology, and the spheres really were meant to be super dooper high tech nuro transfusion machines that were capable of opening dimensional portals that could send you through time and space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doo DOO doo Doo Doo DOO doo Doo TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!!!!!




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I think they were all found with gold inside a chest, inside a dusty old room, inside an ancient stone pyramid in MesoAmerica. They found them quite edible and nonpoisonus and thus called them wonders for being able to not age! They also discovered that there was gold inside the chocolate balls and that they were fancy, sweet ways of tipping your waitor way back when!
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What's in a Wonder Ball?

I had one the other day, just small pieces of hard candy.

(depends on the kind you get)
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα




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~*gasp*~ Nai...u'r absolutely brilliant!
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Since I have NO idea what wonderballs are (I didnt even know they existed until I stumbled onto this thread) - *I* think they're really the seeds from some exotic breed of alien fungus which, once ingested, releases a powerful effect known as hyper-activity that could - if too many were consumed at once - send the consumer into a permanent sugar high....Or MAYBE they're a new type of bomb invented by the international secret service (never heard of them, have you?! Well that just goes to show how secret they are) to distract the huge army of children that our intergalactic opponents are even now massing in readiness for attack... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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well this thread is just pounding with sexual innuendos, isn't it?
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well yeh... Anyway they are filled with noxious memory gas that as you break it open escapes and sends a signal to an alien planet that tells them you are now gullible enough to transported to The US Army... they then recieve money from the government... you see their in it together!!!!!




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chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

I love chocolate.




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Filled with toxic mutant waste that will eventually kill the person has ingested too much of the chemicals
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