The Lounge [15]

Nor am I. I am truly struck speechless by the outpouring of support. It is beautiful.

Also that's a very brilliant set of ASCII characters, pink toed one! Normally whenever I felt I had to express that emotion I would simply post this image to solve the problem, but that is a more elegant solution indeed!

See image below.



Picker of Sticks, I love doing science experiments. Sometimes I do them in my bedroom.

S'fine, Pix. School comes first.

Heading off.

Okay. Night.

School should always come first. My cousin was a very hard worker in school, he spent all night studying and making sure all his homework was above and beyond. Sadly his father (my uncle) fell ill during his senior year and he had to get a part time job to support his family, as a result he did terribly that year and couldn't get into college.

But he is really moving up the chain at Best Buy, he said he is really close to a raise.

And if you don't do your work Pix, *Spins the berral on a revolver.* there's a bullet with your name on it! ^_^

Joking or not, I don't find that funny. That's definitely not the way to go about motivating someone... At all.

"And just who said I was joking?" Heart said with a wickedly humorous tone over the phone.

The odd echoing effect clued the sad little turtle in as to the faithful bodily organ's true whereabouts - 5 feet behind her.

"And what are you doing on the phone, anyway? Procrastinating on your... work?" Heart said, and lunged forward.

The turtle whipped around, and tried to defend, but even her shell could not protect herself, as she had recently been to the spa and gotten a full shelllift, and so the surface was soft as a baby's a*****************.

STABBY STABBY STAB

"Not so lucky anymore, are we," the organ chuckled as he wiped the blood off his knife, which was difficult considering he was constantly spilling blood all over himself anyway, and made good his escape.


INSET ILLUSTRATION 1: She lay bleeding, or at least that's what it would look like if the body organ was also a turtle and she bled ketchup.

TheLuckyTurtle wrote:S'fine, Pix. School comes first.

School laid next to University, who was looking slightly put-out.

"I'm sorry, Uni," School said. "That doesn't usually happen."

"Hah," University said snidely. "Sure."

School turned on his side, away from University, embarrassed.

Uh... *has no clue what to say to this*

Have you tried taking the blue pill?

Blue pill? o.O

School ingested a diamond-shaped blue pill with Pfizer lightly engraved on the surface.

The lower areas of his concern got into ship-shape order immediately, much to his delight! Delinquency, Dropout Rates, and Related Standards went down by more than 80 percent!

He had lost University's affections, but Graduate School would surely appreciate him now, though perhaps it was incestuous. He wasn't sure if the shared last name meant a true relation or simple coincidence, and would have to make an inquiry with the State Superintendent of Schools as to his family tree.

But that could wait. With delinquency rates and dropout rates at near zero, he entered the room where Graduate lay in wait, and the rest is not fit for these forums.

Archery Practice today, won't be home for awhile.

So yeah. I'm pissed. Same old sh*t, different doctor. Always freaking fun to go through all that.