last person to post here wins [3]

Bwa hahahahahahahHH

.....gei sensei ...thats random ,I know.

*Turns into a shadow, dropping the tail. As night comes, he sneaks into the palace, invisible, running along the floor and walls. He turns into Aqua's shadow, and waits beside her. As she wakes the next morning, she sees nothing out of the ordinary, and gets up to stretch her legs. Drak, meanwhile, jumps onto the throne and turns into a shadow monster, quickly eating Aqua, absorbing her DNA information and assuming her appearance ^.^*

*safely watches from the ventilation ducts undetected* ^^
*and is creeped out by Drak's change in looks* ^^''
*makes no atempt for the throne* ^^''

*comes in with a frying pan and walking in noisily* get.off the Damn throne its for posh!! Don't make me use this*waves pan* it works for rapunzel.

How dare you swallow the queen!

*Once inside Drak's shadowy stomach, I pull out a key-chain flashlight*
*Shines it everywhere around me*
*The light makes the shadows dissipate, and after a few minutes, I jump out of Drak's wide open shadow-stomach*
*I shine it on all of him, much to his surprise and he slowly dwindles into nothing*

And I reclaim my throne for me and Posh! Bwahahaha!

Kat! *commands shadows to pull cat out of the vent and drag her towards him*
You're here!
*huggles using thentacles of shadows*

*meanwhile, the shadows around the room steal Zo's frying pan and throw her outside ^u^*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flees to The Ways to look for Machin Shin*

Weren't you already dead?

I wrote the first one before you came...

And no. The shadows were just, like, my body. My evil spirit escaped

*durring the comotion sits on the throne. Posh and Aqua try to attack but uses substitution jutsu to teleport myself and the throne away*
^u^ haha ^^

*uses my Byakugan to pinpoint the precise location Kat-chan and the throne have teleported to*

*sneaks up up on Kat and attacks her*

*Kat fumbles out of the seat, and I quickly sit down on the throne*

Noooo!!!

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-.-

(reminds me of The Game of Thrones)

(I know, right?!)

Me win!!!!
Bwahahahahah!

And now, the only legal snack people can have in the kingdom is GRANOLA BARS!

Eat them and love them!

Protest and you get beheaded!

*quickly draws ink tigers and brings them to life with Sai's jutsu. The pounce on Aqua and sit on her while I pick up the throne and run with it*
Finally! all this wieght training becomes of use ^u^

*Air bends a tornado to send kat and drakn in circles . The throne falls but I water bend so itand safely*