Archer
As everyone walked towards the house tempted by the promise of food, Archer snuck up next to Sullivan. Clamping him on the shoulder he mock whispered, “Hey I didn’t want to embarrass you earlier, but you’re looking pretty small. I think you might be shrinking, or maybe I’m just getting taller?” he turned away before Sullivan could protest.
“Maybe I should bake cupcakes or something for everyone after lunch.” Archer said to no one in particular. Glancing over at where Eve and Oly were walking together, he couldn’t help but sigh. Everyone knew Oly had a thing for Eve, they just weren’t sure if it was romantic or just fascination. Well maybe that wasn’t entirely accurate, Archer thought looking back over to Sullivan.
Everyone knows Oly had a thing for Eve except Eve, possibly Oly, and Sullivan. Personally, he wasn’t quite sure who knew Eve had a thing for Sullivan, except himself. Archer knows the ladies, and you don’t ever doubt that. He, however does not know guys, and is there-fore completely in the dark in what Sullivan thinks about Eve.
Archer also wasn’t sure what was up with the King and Tyler kids; they just couldn’t seem to keep their hand off each other. Amber, tattooed, rough and tumble Amber. Sticking her purple tongue out at Hudson. Well, he supposed not many people are as versed in the ways of romance like he was.
As he watched Brown, well, be Brown, the only thing he could do to keep his head from spinning was look straight ahead.
As long as no one tried anything on his sisters, it would all work out.

Like this, but ignore all the words and the guitar. Howie can't play an instrument to save his life, and he's not a country singer.