I nod, flashing a smile as the guy turns around and looks at me, furious. The fire goes out and I look up at him with a grin. He sees me and a smirk grows on his face. "Hi, I'm--"
I shake my head and shoo him off. "Keep walking, lover boy," I chuckle before glancing around for another victim.
All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie-dust!
"Alex," I introduce myself, not offering my hand, "You earned my respect with that fire trick. I don't like people, but I don't mind you. We're equals now. Your name?"
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
I nod and stare at the briefcase the lady was holding. It catches on fire and she starts jumping around, freaking out. I start laughing histarically, everyone staring at her.
All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie-dust!
I laugh with her, shaking my head at the whole situation, and stand, deciding to show her what I could do. Walking up to an elderly lady in a scooter, I snap into character.
"Grandma!" I throw my arms around her.
"What the...Get off me, you idiot! I'm not your grandmommy!" she squeals.
"But, Grandma, you promised me a pony!"
"A pony... What in Heaven's sake are you talking about?!"
"To take me to the rainbow fountain!"
She takes her purse and begins hitting me with it.
"Get away from me, psycho! Go run back to your own grandmommy!"
She speeds off, slamming into a few other guys who didn't walk fast enough. Chuckling to myself, I skip over to the ticket station and lay on the counter, looking up at the lady in charge. I yawn and close my eyes.
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
Laughing my a*s off at this, I think of a way to top it. I see a girl with a boy, holding hands and i grin, walking up to them. I look the girl dead in the eyes as the boy just stares at me...
"HE WAS MINE FIRST!" I yell in her face. She looks at me wide-eyed and shake sher head.
"W-What? Who the hell are you?"
I look at the boy. "You PROMISED you would take me shopping today, Bob!" I yell. He stares at me.
"What?"
I tried not to laugh and stomped on his foot before taking the coke he had in his hand a pouring it down his shirt. "We're over!" I yell, sitting back down at the table.
All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie-dust!
"You have to pretend they don't," I whisper, smirking, "It's only when you're fully in character that they believe you're nuts, which makes their reactions even better."
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
I bite my lip, thinking of something that people think I'm crazy for. "HEY ALEX." I say loudly, everyone looking at me. "I'M SIXTEEN. DO THEY HAVE ANY WHISKEY HERE?" I chuckle.
All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie-dust!
