Would you rather...

I love you. You just gave me a half-baked idea for a story! Die five years early, by the way.

Would you rather run five marathons or swim across the Atlantic?

Swim across the Atlantic.

I'd probably die either way, and that way I'd get to go out having fun (not running, bleck).

Would you rather be in a movie or have a book published?

Have a book published. No doubt about it.

Would you rather have insomnia or ADD?

ADD. ADD ADD ADD. Sleeping is something I look forward to all day!

Would you rather be lost at sea, or lost in a deep cavern?

Lost at sea. I dunno why, though.

Would you rather have a dog or a cat?

CAT. CAT CAT CAT.

Cats are adorable and fluffy, and dogs are loud and annoying.

In my opinion. ;D

Would you rather lose $50, or your TV Remote?

$50. Can't live without White Collar.

Would you rather die young (35 years old or something) or live to 110, but watch all your loved ones die, one by one?

Die young, no question about it...that's actually what I hope happens. I die before I have to watch my loved ones go.

Would you rather go bunjee jumping or white water rafting?

Aw man, tough choice, I wanna do both... But I'll go with bungee jumping.

Would you rather live in Malaysia or Alaska?

I love going up north, so I guess Alaska.

Would you rather eat a thousand Twinkies or a thousand chocolate bars?

Chocolate bars, though 'neither' would be my first choice. But you never said we had to eat the same type. Or all in one go.

Would you rather jump off a bridge into a river or off of a skyscraper onto the pavement?

Off a bridge. I've got a strange love for water...

Would you rather live where it's hot all the time or where it's cold all the time?

Where it's hot all of the time. It's hot here for 9 months anyway.

Would you rather be Tom (Tom and Jerry) or Scrat (Ice Age)?

Spoiler

Weird question, I know...

Ooh, tough choice...

Tom, I guess.

Would you rather have to eat the same thing every day, or be forced to watch re-runs of a lame sitcom every day?

Uh, well....I already eat the same thing everyday! So, obvious choice is the former.
Would you rather be forced to crossdress everyday for the rest of your life or jump out of a helicopter into the Grand Canyon? (Lame, I know, ya know.)