Would you rather...

Sleep at night. Though I'm fine with blood, the thought of drinking someone else's is kind of...meh.

Would you rather be a werewolf of a chewbacca? (and thank you ^-^ I love yours too)

(Thanks! *u*)

I'd rather be chewbacca. More...not cliche.

Would you rather drink poisoned wine or eat the poop of a cow?
(Sorry for the disgusting question!)

Drink poisoned wine. I'd die anyway.

Would you rather get married or have a child? (both are terrible...)

Um, I suppose I'd get married. Having a kid...might be too much.

Would you rather go back in time or go forward in time?(If you had a time machine that only works...twice?)

Forward in time. I love technology and hate the Church ruining my life.

Would you rather finish a great novel or finish a beautiful painting?

I'd prefer finishing a great novel. Cause, well, I'm better at writing than painting. ( But I suppose that's a matter of opinion!)

Would you rather clean a couch filled with man-eating bugs or go sweep a dark basement filled with roting zombies?

I would rather clean a couch filled with man-eating bugs considering that I am, in fact, a woman, and would thus be impervious to the harmful insects.

Would you rather spend an entire year attempting to write an incredibly boring story or become Frodo and have to journey to Mount Doom to dispose of the Ring of Power?

The latter. Who in their right mind would just sit and write a boring story when they could shapeshift into Frodo and be in a magical world?

Would you rather fall off a cliff to your doom(underneath is a bunch of spiky rocks) or get scratched to death by cats?

I would rather get scratched to death by cats. I mean, at least they have hearts. Perhaps I could make a bargain with them concerning a lifetime supply of tuna fish or something, and they'd let me get off free. Spiky rocks and cliffs, on the other hand, are relatively heartless.

Let's see...would you rather eat an apple dipped in two-day old nacho cheese sauce - it's been left out for both days and has developed a nice yummy film across the top of the pan - or have to roller-skate everywhere for an entire month?

Roller-skating. Good exercise.

Uh.....................I know!
Would you rather be in the movie "Snow White and the Huntsman" or in "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"?

Oooooh tough one!!! Um let's see,I would have to go with Abe here even though I would most likely die at the start .But,I just wouldn't be able to stand being around Kristen's horrible attempt at a British accent.

Ok.......would ya rather.........be in a world where everyone speaks like Barney the dinosaur or be able to punch Barney as many times as you can.(I think this answer is obvious).

Punch Barney, even though he made up most of my childhood. Though I know I would crack if everyone spoke like him.

Would you rather have a PC or Mac?

A PC. Much more software compatible with it, as far as I know, and I would not like to have wasted the years I spent learning the PC.

Woud you rather... Um... Be a vampire or hunt vampires? (I <3 them as long as they do not try to suck me dry as many times as the legal system allows them -.-)

Spoiler

-snickers- You said suck...me...
I'm sorry. G rated...G rated...

I'd rather be a vampire, because no matter my fantasies I'd be way too frightened to actually hunt down a vampire.

Would you rather be Chinese or Japanese?

Spoiler

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Japanese. I am quite sure that the country is great

Would you rather never have any dreams or have weekly nightmares along with other dreams?