The Rockhut Coffee House

*Creepily walks out of basement door that no one knew existed and grabs the inspectors tazer and gun*
Haha! I knew it would come in handy knowing where the secret entrance to this place was! Continue with the stampede everyone!

YAAAAY!!! *sets zohali on fire*

NOOOOO *dumps a bucket of water on Zohali before it can cause any harm*

*eats live1out2loud7's car* OMNOMNOMNOM!!!111!!!1

Haha, I don't know whose car that was! I walked here!

What in the name of...Is this how ya treat customers! And to think I was pretending to be an inspector when really I'm your long lost sister! Now stop chewing on my car and come and greet me properly!!!

*spits out car* SIIIIIISTER!!!!!!

Oh, what a cute reunion!

*eats zohali's head* TASTES LIKE FAMILYYYYY!!!!

Now don't you remember what I told you when you were...was it 2 years old?
ahhh the good ol' days. I remember clearly that your day old diaper was sagging really low and you seemed to be the queen of all house flies... and also insect to some extent. I remember your cute face with em chubby cheeks covered in mud...at least i hoped it was mud.
I specificlyy told you to take care of the place and to not eat cars or people.

hehe yeahhhhh.....now i am queen of the mole people!!

*drops a nuke on the coffee house*
And now, be reborn from the ashes as a place of virtue and law!

latte please

Sorry, we need to hire new staff. The previous members are a unavailable.

Ah Ha! You still can't kill me!
*attacks Italian and tries to bite him*