The Rockhut Coffee House

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*jumps up and yells* AH HA! You can't kill me! I'm a vampire! lol...
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
My boy!

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Fuck! Bring out the silver chainsaw RPG! Lol.
vulgus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur






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O.o weird cafe..-my ghost wanders around-
"I'm writing the next big thing, aren't we all are?" Hei




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"Hello? Yes, yes. Ghostbusters? Uh-huh. We have a rogue ghost here.... Now? Okay, cool. See you in sixty, then"
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*crashes through roof, where she had been eavesdropping*
I didn't hear anything. Really.
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts" - Einstein




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comes back t life as a zombie and eats everyone.
OMNOMNOMNOM
Listen up!
The future is bulletproof!
The aftermath is secondary!
It's time to do it now and do it loud!
Killjoys, make some noise!




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Dear God. Jag , u should manage your cafe well and check it from time to time.
"I'm writing the next big thing, aren't we all are?" Hei




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Dear God. Jag , u should manage your cafe well and check it from time to time.
"I'm writing the next big thing, aren't we all are?" Hei




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Ummm....I'm a new customer what do you sell?
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)




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*jumps up wearing work uniform*
we sell death
and child sandwiches
Listen up!
The future is bulletproof!
The aftermath is secondary!
It's time to do it now and do it loud!
Killjoys, make some noise!




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*table flies inches across my face to the other side*
...ok...Did you just see that...that table.erm nevermind
I happen to be an inspector and I'd like to see your selling license.
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)




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Murder the Inspector! RIOT, EVERYONE! (Once again).
Backs slowly out of the way
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Winces as flying table clips her over the ear. Sits up, only to be knocked down by stampeding crowd trying to kill the inspector.
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts" - Einstein




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What the hell?
May the Goddess protect you forever and longer




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*Clears throat* I repeat ma'am May I see your license and why do you allow such behaviour in this coffee house...And whats more you don't even sellCoffee

And you people who try to lay hands on me, I should let you know that the police,fbi military are all behind me. And I know all types of martial arts...*They still run towards the inspector despite all those facts*...I got a tazer and a gun! *They back away slowly*
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)



This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
— T.S. Eliot