When You Mess With a Bull

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You get a beak in the face.

*Messes with a chicken*
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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You get salmonella.

*Messes with a Toucan*
~ Patricia Tina :smt006

Don't look in the spoiler.

Spoiler
I lost the game.

"I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext."
~ Dr. John Watson




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You get a beak.
Messes with a cat in a hat
[insert clever signature here]




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You get thing 1 and thing 2

*messes with a hedgehog*
I'm never what I like
I'm double sided
And I just can't hide
I kind of like it
When I make you cry
'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up
Inside

Semiautomatic
twenty one pilots




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You get spikes all over thou.
Messes with elephant
[insert clever signature here]




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You get a tusk.

*Mess with a goat*
Hey, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it, so get out there and do it!




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You get a horn in the eye. (not fun)

*messes with an insane lion*
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!




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You get serenaded witht he song Hakuna Matata.
*messes with a goldfish*
Open the gates and seize the day! Don't be afraid and don't delay.

To die would be an awfully big adventure.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Just call me Gill!




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You get splashed.

*Messes with Legolas.*
It isn't schizophrenia when you write about the voices in your head and get it published. That's talent.
"I have figured out what C.E.O. stands for: It means Caveman, with an Ego, who is Obese." -Jase Robertson, Duck Dynasty




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You get taken with hobbits to Isendor!
*Messes with honey badger*
I'M GUNNA MAKE DIS PLACE YO HOME




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You get clawed in the face.

*Messes with a dinosaur*
~ Patricia Tina :smt006

Don't look in the spoiler.

Spoiler
I lost the game.

"I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext."
~ Dr. John Watson




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The dinosaur stepped on you.

*Messes with a pirate.*
It isn't schizophrenia when you write about the voices in your head and get it published. That's talent.
"I have figured out what C.E.O. stands for: It means Caveman, with an Ego, who is Obese." -Jase Robertson, Duck Dynasty




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You get his evil parrot.

*messes with a llama*
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!




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You get a wad of spit on your face.
*messes with jerboa*
I don't always write on forums, but when I do, I prefer YWS.

Sharpen your pencil, my friends.




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You get rained with cuteness!

*messes with a pit bull* (Oh no!)
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!



Overripe sushi, The master Is full of regret.
— Buson