When You Mess With a Bull

So have you wondered what would happen if you messed with a pig, or a dinosaur, or a parrot? Find out here! To play, simply post an animal, and the next person comes along and says what happens if you cross it. Like this:

First User: *messes with a duck*

Second User: You get stuck with the bill. *messes with a dinosaur*

...And so on and so forth. I'll begin!

*messes with a cow*

You get milk in your face!

*messes with a giraffe*

You get tangled up in it's long neck. If that's possible.

*messes with a big fluffy adorable cat*

You get a hairball.
*messes with an angry crocodile*

You get a mouthful of teeth. Surrounding your head. O.o

*Messes with a bulldog*

You get a bitten bum.

Messes with a rabid wolf.

You get rabies. *duh* XD

Messes with an armadillo

You get a claw in the eye.

*messes with a cuckoo bird*

You get a clock.
*messes with me* haha jk

You get a arrow shot thru you. Oo

*Messe with a rattlesnake*

You get poisoned fangs in your arm.

*messes with horse*

You get a horseshoe to the face
*messes with a whale*

You get whale grease
*messes with a platypus *

You get Phineas and Ferb!

*messes with a slippery penguin*