Allen Selwyn | Duelling Club, Third-Floor Classroom
Allen wasn’t sure exactly what he was doing here. Well, junior Rockharrow had demanded that he be nice to her all day, and apparently, that included turning down an invitation to the Duelling Club. What he didn’t count on was Pepperidge grabbing him by the arm and dragging him right out of the Common Room, ignoring her stomps and complaints. He glanced up at the fourth year; the boy was easily twice his size.
“Um...thanks...for getting me out of there,” Allen mumbled, feeling exhausted. He had a right to be exhausted. The full moon was day after tomorrow, and here Rockharrow was, demanding that he do her homework, carry her scrolls and be nice to her. Sure, he had no problems being nice to her. He was nice to everyone that was nice to him. But that was the problem. She wasn’t nice to him. He wasn’t nice to people that weren’t nice to him--and wait, why were his thoughts drifting off again?
“No problem!” Pepperidge said, almost cheerfully, and took a closer look at him. “You okay? You look like you’re ready to drop and go to sleep on the ground.”
Allen nodded shyly, and in a few minutes Pepperidge had him seated on one of the chairs in what looked to be an abandoned third-floor classroom. The Gryffindor senior cleared his throat, sounding a little pompous as he did so. How do you sound pompous just by coughing? I don’t get it. Then, he shook his head to himself, wondering why his thoughts were drifting off like this. Pepperidge nodded at the first person that came through the door; several others followed in her wake. Soon, the room was filled with students; most older ones, Allen realized with some alarm. Two faces were sort of familiar, considering they hung around with Pepperidge a lot. Carrow and...Edmunds, I think?
“Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first Duelling Club meeting of the year!” Pepperidge announced. “I’d like everyone to find a partner so we can begin by learning the etiquette.”
Immediately people started moving; in a distant corner of the room, there was a scuffle and yells, and something went bang. Pepperidge immediately interfered. “C’mon guys. This is a duelling club, not a playground. If you can’t keep a peaceful environment in here then you know where the door is.” Peaceful environment in a Duelling Club. Right. Allen’s mind was working overtime, and he could feel his nerves wavering. “Thank you!” Pepperidge went back to the front and started pairing up people...
...and Allen found himself face to face with one of the Rockharrow twins.
“Um...hi,” he squeaked. Well, he knew he was squeaking, and that knowledge was embarrassing enough without one of the Rockharrows witnessing him doing it. She glared down at him intimidatingly; once again, she could easily dwarf him. Why on earth was he so bloody short?!
Wait. He did not just admit that. Not. Definitely not. “Hello, Selwyn.” She twiddled her wand in her fingers, and there was a malicious glint in her eye. “Wanna be partners?”
Allen was sure if he said no, he’d be hexed into a beansprout on the spot. If he said yes, he might be hexed into a broccoli instead; now it was the issue of deciding whether he wanted to be a beansprout or a broccoli. “I...um...uhhhh...”
“And...begin!”
Allen barely heard the shout when a murky brown spell missed him by inches; he had reacted instinctively, one of the better parts of being what he was. He just wasn’t sure how long he’d be able to keep this up.
“So, who knows about the Disarming Spell?” Pepperidge called out cheerfully; but Allen could barely hear him. Rockharrow had him pinned to dodging the spells she was sending at him. Even though Allen didn’t believe in a god, he started praying to whatever powers there be to save him before he got turned into a vegetable.
“EEK!”
