Bonnie blinked, and a familiar ceiling swam into view. Where was she? Oh, right. The Hospital Wing. That certainly was familiar. Bonnie had been here many times before- but her head had never hurt like it did now. What on Earth had she done to it?
Oh. Right. That.
Head still pounding, Bonnie groaned and pushed herself into a sitting position. Ow. Her arms hurt, too. What had she done to them?
Oh. Right. That.
She ran her hand over the left side of her face, and felt the grooves there. Very odd- almost like she'd been lying on wood flooring for ages. But why would she-
Oh. Right. That.
"Good. You're finally awake. I'll give you something for the concussion, then you can leave."
Bonnie looked up to see Madam Promfrey attending to Snape's leg. She opened her mouth to talk, but Snape gave her a death glare, so she bit her lip instead.
She couldn't keep her mouth closed for long, however.
"I feel sick. In fact, I feel awful. What was I doing? Oh. Right. That."
Another death glare from Snape. "And what exactly would "that" be?"
Even if Bonnie hadn't had a ear-splitting headache,it would have taken her a few minutes to realize that it might be a good idea to lie.
"We-ell..." it all came out in a rush, "I-thought-it-took-far-too-long-to-walk-down-the-stairs,-so-I-slid-down-the-banister-only-I-forgot-that-the-staircases-move."
Madam Pomfrey and Snape stood in stunned silence for several seconds. Snape was the one to break it.
"Twenty-five points from Ravenclaw, and three weeks of detentions for pure idiocy." And with that he swallowed the potion he'd been given in one gulp, and stormed (well, half-stormed, half-limped) out of the room.
Bonnie sighed. She had a feeling Ravenclaw wouldn't be winning the house cup anytime soon...
