A random flying unicorn swooped by for lunch and accidentally stomped all over you, then as you were walking away you accidentally walked of the edge of a cliff.
The magical flying peanuts came after you with an alarm clock. While you were running from them, a bear found you and, well, that can never end well. The bear hugged you and crushed you to death.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. So does avoiding homework and creeping around YWS!
Gutted by an insane Octavian because he ran out of innocent teddy bears to sacrifice. And yes, I used a reference to PJO. For those of you who have read it.
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
People are made of places. They carry with them hints of jungles or mountains, a tropic grace or the cool eyes of sea-gazers. -EB
Tripped on said plastic spork, bumped your head, and in your dizziness, ricocheted into your TV. You hit your TV so hard that you flew through the screen and into your video game, where you were immediately vaporized by a futuristic wolf and his starfighter.
