Insert Coin [2]

Out flies Avril Lavigne!!!!!

*Inserts Napoleon Dynamite*

You receive lit dynamite!
*Inserts a duck*

You recive a flock of rubber duckies that have *magically* come to life.

*Inserts one of the really old types of telephones.*

you recieve a very very angry hobo who think you stole his gloves
& his phone, he stabs you and leaves you a pile of huamn shit


Inserts a cute little kitty cat and wishes for ( a very happy kind lion)

You recieve a pack of pissed of lions that kill you and run off with a cute baby kitten.

*Inserts mickey mouse.*

You recieve a bunch of kids toys thats drives you crazy.

*Inserts a whale*

You recieve a bag of krill

*Inserts a baby elephant statue*

You receive a an actual baby elephant who can fly and curtly introduces himself as Dumbo.


*Inserts my grandmother*

Your receive a free grandfather clock (and your grandmother back as the machine refuses to accept a person right now.)

*Inserts a jar of dirt.*

You recieve a locked chest that no matter how many keys you try, will not unlock.

*Inserts a monkey.*

You recieve a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig , with the song babymonkey playing :3


Inserts destinyxfate

And i die.

Inserts a hobbo.

Destinyxfate comes back out, with a bad taste in their mouth which is, I believe, purple shoe induced.

*Inserts a Pomeranian*

You recieve a rabbit in a hat

*Inserts a piece of blank paper, and a tall hat.*

You receive the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter who spits small pieces of paper at you while he screams, "GRYFFINDOR!!" repeatedly

*inserts lamp*