Young Writers Society

Continuing from this thread.

I insert a mint-condition batman comic book.

In goes a mint-condition Batman comic book, out comes an eighteen-year-old Bruce Wayne!

I insert a small, perfectly cubic, block of dirt, with grass on top.

In goes a small, perfectly cubic, block of dirt, with grass on top, out comes a Thomas Jefferson.

I insert a rogue NSA agent named Frederick Fredericks.

You get a telescope from NASA. xD (I have no idea where that came from! xD)

-Inserts Revised and Updated Illustrated Oxford Dictionary-
xD

You get no oxford comma. :[

I insert an oxford comma.

You get a comma splice.

I insert a rat, it is greedy.

You get a very angry rat that attacks you as soon as it comes out.

-Inserts Edwrd Cullen, the Sparkly Fairy-
(I hate Twilight that much. xD)

You get a bucket of *shiny* puke.

-Insert an iron spear-

You get a caveman holding a spear and wearing a grass skirt. XD

-Inserts Hello Kitty-

You get Halo kitty!

Spoiler

*inserts exploding man*

(That's a...... nice thing to get out of a vending machine....... XD)

You don't get anything! The machine explodes and leaves you disappointed. But after you leave, it mysteriously gets back together again and starts working properly.

-Inserts Barbie Doll-

You get a 52-year-old Barbie.

*Inserts carton of milk*

You get a huge box of butter. And you decide to give it to me because I love butter and you're allergic to it. XD

-Inserts Apple pie-

You get an empty pie tin, because I ate all the pie. That's for making me allergic to butter...which the pie did NOT contain!

*Inserts coin*

You get a gallon of gas! OOOOOO:

I insert a '69 Mustang with blue leather seats.