You get the bag of Doritos back only now, it's empty. Something is lurking in the vending machine...
-Inserts the entire family of Capulets and family of Montagues except Juliet and Romeo-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
You get a bunch of smiles and happiness and Christmas cheer. Also a mini model of Santa riding a sleigh full of presents.
-Inserts Voldemort-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
You get a pinkish-grayish-greenish, squidgyish-mushyish tangled mass of blood, nerves and a brain that cannot think properly.
-Inserts Ice Cream-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
You get a colouring book but it's useless because all the pictures have already been coloured thanks to your crayons and a little something in the machine...
-Inserts Blanket-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
You get a Panda Pillow Pet! (as seen on TV) *insert holiday spirit*
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
