Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you feel God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
-Student raises his hand.-
Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you feel your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh, so you don't have a brain?
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
My Physics teacher back in school : demonstrates a slinky to show spring action and compressions and rarefactions. She starts playing with it like a kid, then look up and asks us : "Do you waaaaant this slinky?"
All of us : Yes ma'aaam, in hopes that she gives it to us to play with.
Her : Go buy eeet!
~ Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know. - Ian McEwan in Atonement
These are actual student answers.
