Tiberius | The Tunnels
I gazed at Kestral with my eyes wide, but I knew that I couldn't keep this up for much longer. I could feel my lips twitching. No, Tib, you're doing so well, my mind said to me. My lips twitched again. Kestral apologised once more, and I was shocked she hadn't notice my mouth curving upwards yet. That was when Kestral started practically begging for forgiveness. In the matter of seconds, any will power I had had been snatched from me, and out of my mouth came uncontrollable laughter. Kestral's face turned blank.
"Come on, Kes! This is me we're talking about. You don't actually think I'm annoyed with you, do you? You'll see me dead before you see me angry." I try to control my laughter. "It was a joke."
Oh, she didn't like that.
"What?" Her blank expression quickly changed to something far harder. "I've been really worried about this! I even went to Papa Lein about it, Tiberius! I hate the mere thought of arguing with you!"
She began stammering slightly then and it wasn't hard to notice that her teeth were gritted. She needed to learn a relaxation technique. On the outside, I met this one fellow who used to dance to relax himself. He'd pretend to be a tree, a boulder, the wind, a wolf... everything imaginable. You name it, and he'd have a dance for it. He taught me how to do it once, but I just ended up looking like a dying leaf with a leg spasm more than a tree. He started beating me with a twig then. I think I'd offended him. Either that, or it was part of the dance. Ah... yes, he was a charming ma--
"Tib? Are you even listening to me?"
My attention shot back to Kestral. "Uh, what? I mean, yeah, of course." She raised her eyebrows. "You were talking about... uh, leaves. Leaves are nice, aren't they? Not that there are any down here... but there should be. We should attempt to grow a tree in the tunnels. I'm not sure what Papa Lein would think of it, but maybe if we told him they were edible, he wouldn't mind... Some leaves actually are edible, I think. I suppose all leaves are when you think about it. I mean, it's not as though eating them would kill y--"
"I'll take that as a no," Kestral replied simply.
I sighed. "Okay, okay, look, I'm sorry for messing you around." I stood beside her and placed my arm over her shoulder. "How about we find someone to mess around with? It can be anyone. Lyra, Xanthus, Maura, Leo, Rein, Bartimaeus, Essy, any of the other kids... literally anyone."
Gently, I began leading Kestral out of the room. I was in the mood for some irritating, and I knew it always cheered Kestral up, so why not? Essy was always an easy target, but I'd annoyed her already today, so that one was unlikely. Xanthus wasn't the best option either because he'd never lost his temper with us. Bartimaus was a good one though, and I hadn't tried anything with Maura yet because she was rather new. It would have been interesting to see how she handled me.
As though the gods were listening to my every thought, when Kestral and I turned the corner of one of the tunnels, a figure came into site. I grinned. Bartimaeus.
"Hey! Bart!" I yelled, causing him to spin around, not that he could actually see us anyway. "Don't bend over now! You know what cloaks are like nowadays when it comes to unwanted exposure, and we don't want any of that, do we?"
The man grunted something, but I could have made more sense out of a dead rat than him. He continued towards wherever he was going. I didn't see what his problem was. To be fair, he had a rather good backside for his age.
