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Retarded species of fly monkeys have no jurisdiction in the area of making beer holders of steel underbelly cacatoos.




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Why double jewess?
Siempre, siempre: jardin de mi agonia,
tu cuerpo fugitivo para siempre,
la sangre de tus venas en mi boca,
tu boca ya sin luz para mi muerte.

-From 'Del amor imprevisto', Federico Garcia Lorca




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My eyes!! They burn!!!!!!!!!!

^Okay, that was two sentences. But whatever.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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(Lol, Cassandra...)

I like beef jerky - no, I love it. To death.




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"surely you know where it is."
"no I don't know where it is. And don't call me shirly."
Beware of the scary banana fingers! For they are mushy, and yellow.

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The spiffy monkey only walks at midnight.
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LamaLama wrote:"surely you know where it is."
"no I don't know where it is. And don't call me shirly."


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah. It was that funny. But then, I've been hard up for amusement lately. :roll:

And so I'm not off topic:

That sun looks like an orange or something. O.o




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Cass- go watch Airplane. Thats where its from, and there's a whole bunch of one liners in it just like that.
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Am I the only species here that loathes the wall of pain?
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα




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Crazy hypothetical lammas have taken over the custodial service.




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I'm the stalker, you're the stalkee ♥
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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