Young Writers Society

Ok, like all you have to do is come up with the most random sentence you can think of!

Isn't this the best?

OK, here's mine:

One day the furry aligators went up to the old man's house that was made of iguana dung and asked him for the magic bunnies who cure athletes foot in exchange for three magic wishes granted by Nick Cannon.


Ok, now its everyone else's turn, you can do it!

-Tony

That could have been written by manitees picking random word balls out of a tank.

I like purple, dancing elephants...and potatoes.

nice ones!

Turkeys made me type this with my nosehairs.

Slightly disturbing......but perfection!

Semper ubi sab-ubi.

(A hundred points to anyone who can find out what that means.)

Luke, I am your ex-husband's wife's aunt's cousin's half-brother's step-mother's grandma's uncle's third sister twice removed.

and

It is in my experience that wireless video game controlers don't work as boomerangs.

Always wear sab-wear?

Rechargeable walnuts splice DNA in the lexicon.

I shall state silences more completely than ever a better man spangled the butterflies of vertigo.

100 points to whomever can tell me who wrote that.

Gal: Samuel Beckett
(them points is going to go towards my contest)

Once upon a time I ate a hamburger and then it killed me and then kiddnapped.... kids.... stuff.

OMG!!! The cheese puff's face is eating that monkey!!

Cheesy parmesean, altered stone tablets--will anyone rescue the seventh sky?

You're close, David. Think of words in which sub is the prefix.

Oh, come on, you guys make too much sense for a randomness thread! Try something like:

Black timber at dawn, Sally jumps a worm toll, but who made the larks fumble over the red?