Well, I'm new. Very shiny. Still in the plastic. Really. I could become a collector's item. I guess this is where I say something about myself.
I have been 13 for... a week. Yes, my birthday is fake. Sorry. Hate to burst your... nose. Aaaaand Ari is my special sister. Okay, I'm done now. Burnt to a crisp. Really.
So, heyogowa to you. It means hello in fake words.
