Integrate This! (Now a YWS Fanfiction!)

Griffinkeeper · 2006-03-25T07:18:10Z

The Cafe was a small private deal. Griffinkeeper was eating breakfast with Silent Aviator. Silent Aviator was definitely armed, but what can one expect from a Marine? It was a pleasant morning, the small narrow streets weren't crowded at all. In fact, they were empty. "SA, did you notice that-" Grif cut himself off as Silent Aviator brought out his Desert Eagle Pistol. "Yes, I did. Here, take this," he said as he handed Grif an M9 Beretta. "Couldn't it just be coincidence?" "I don't believe in coincidences. Would you get the check? I want to take a look outside," Silent Aviator said as he got up. Grif turned towards the waiter- ...just in time to see him pull out two Uzis! Then things went to hell in a handbasket. Sub-machine gun fire ripped through the room as Grif dove for cover. Glass shattered as bullets ripped through the windows. What happened next was a blur. Silent Aviator popped up and fired his Desert Eagle three times in rapid succession. His head promptly exploded in a red puff. Grif stood by stupidly as Silent Aviator looted the body. He grabbed the Uzi's and some ammo. "Who are these guys?" Grif asked. "Ever hear about the Integral Network?" Silent Aviator asked. "What's that?" "It's a terrorist organization bent on world domination. Recently, they've been kidnapping mathmaticians. Are you studying calculus?" "It's only intermediate calculus!" "You're lucky I'm here, otherwise you might be heading back to their secret headquarters." "What secret headquarters?" "I haven't found it yet," he said smiling. He pulled out a PDA. "See if you can find out what's on this." "I'll see what I can do." "Do it quickly, we're going to have some company..." At that moment, automatic fire flew over their heads. They ducked behind the counter as the bullets impacted on the other side. Silent Aviator fired over the top of the counterwith the Uzis at a devastating rate of 600 rounds per minute. The Terrorists returned fire with more machine gun fire. Grif looked down at the PDA and tried his best to ignore the bullets. "Hey SA! What's an SMAW?" "Why do you want to know that, Grif?" "Integral has bought a whole mess of them!" "Get out the back door now!" Grif ran as Silent Aviator unloaded the Uzi's. One of the terrorists brought up a large tube on his shoulder. Silent Aviator's eyes went wide as he looked down the barrel of a SMAW anti-tank weapon. The terrorist pulled the trigger, sending a rocket streaking towards the Cafe! The rocket detonated against the counter, which caused a massive explosion that blew out what was left of the windows.

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Mon May 15, 2006 2:11 am

Duskglimmer says... · Mon May 15, 2006 2:11 am

*pouts* I wanted to drive...

Although my statement of "I don't usually shoot things" is actually one I seem to remember having said in real life. *is surprised by just how much Grif's version of her is turning out to be accurate*

And I miss the armory too. I liked seeing Phoenix play with the weaponry. *sniffs*

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Mon May 15, 2006 2:25 am

Caligula's Launderette says... · Mon May 15, 2006 2:25 am

Hehee. Dusky, we rock!

Sniff, sniff... tear, tear... poor armory.

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- I don't know about that, but I immediately thought of the Mythbusters episode where they see how fast a bullet travels through water.

"Okay. I guess now it is as weird as it will get." Grif thought.

- *snicker snicker*

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Mon May 15, 2006 5:26 am

Griffinkeeper says... · Mon May 15, 2006 5:26 am

Snoink wrote:For those who don't know, "integrate" is an order for a calculus command.

It's true. I also make a reference to it here:

"Where is the Integral?"

"Home, F3, 2," he spat.

This actually describes how to get to the integrate command for a TI-89 Calculator.

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Mon May 15, 2006 5:34 am

Snoink says... · Mon May 15, 2006 5:34 am

Though you can easily do 2nd + 7 with the same stuff...

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Mon May 15, 2006 4:35 pm

Ego says... · Mon May 15, 2006 4:35 pm

Texas Instruments rues the day it met an HP in terms of Calculus

Keep it comin' Griffy Poo!

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Mon May 15, 2006 7:59 pm

Snoink says... · Mon May 15, 2006 7:59 pm

Phoenix wrote:Texas Instruments rues the day it met an HP in terms of Calculus

Keep it comin' Griffy Poo!

Speaking of which, there should probably be a mud wrestling match between both calculators...

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Mon May 15, 2006 8:46 pm

Areida says... · Mon May 15, 2006 8:46 pm

Hooray! I was mentioned! A whole line of dialogue just for me!

I've always wanted to be in a fanfiction. :mrgreen:

It's almost like riding the tea cups at Disney World, except better. Griffy's Fanfictions: Where Dreams Come True.

And I have to second and third and bazillion any suggestion that the two calculators have it out in a mud wrestling contest. That would be beyond awesome.

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Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:22 pm

Griffinkeeper says... · Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:22 pm

Hmm... this story needs some work. I'll be doing some updating of it.

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Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:56 am

SirenCymbaline says... · Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:56 am

This is sooooooooooo awesome. I love the bit where Nate says ''I'll try contact the YWS Commandos.'' ''I thought they did'nt exist!'' ''They don't.'' That is so awesome. Like you.

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Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:49 pm

BehindtheMask says... · Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:49 pm

I liked this very much! It reminds me of a mix between Tropic Thunder and Hot Fuzz. Like everything is said very fast but in a serious tone and it's really comical!

Sorry I couldn't say anything else vaguely helpful or detailed, but it was just amazing. I'm not too good on critiquing things that make me laugh.

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