The Spam Thread

Chat dings make nice music.

idraax wrote:Post them

Me? But that may or may not break the rules of the scholarship! Which is also stinky, but true. But uuuuugh, this smells like rotten eggs. Oh well. At least I can use ma GRAMMER SKILLZ to pwn everyone else. Yep.

My name is Idraax and I am a spammer.

Post them Mesh.

Lets write a story. I'll start:

The

Day

I nearly cried tears of joy when I saw the title of this thread.

I want to travel all over the world, but currently I live in a polluted rive. I do not like breathing this water.

And I'm serious.

Is

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a dinosaur named Mark. He was a small dinosaur, compared to his family, and was only two humans tall. This wasn’t the only odd thing about Mark, because he was an avid fan of jam. It didn’t matter what kind, or where he got it from, Mark absolutely devoured jam whenever he could.

Farmers all over the land were struggling to find a way to keep their strawberries, blueberries, apricots and raspberries from being stomped into jam, and nothing was working. That is, until a stranger came wandering in to town. His name was...

Nate wrote:Yeah yeah, I know this is stupid, but hey, whatever. I pay the bucks to keep the server online, and if I want to spam our way to 10,000 posts, then by golly, that's what is going to happen.

Hehe, he said by golly

This is a spam message.

Kamas wrote:I nearly cried tears of joy when I saw the title of this thread.

It's fun, no?

Our story is derailing. Maybe we can make this a story in spam thread.

I don't know whether that was supposed to be a question or a comment.