Blond fantasy writer

your "beloved" is a brunette!!!

My vote goes for the brunnettes! Yay for us!

It's all about the REDHEADS

Yeah, right rember Big Red, from one movie, or Ms.Flaming Hair from clueless? We watch these as well you know?

C'mon, Arvy, you know you love me.

Just kidding, sheesh!

lol, why don't we put a poll up or something. hell. being a dumb blonde is completely overrated. i'm blonde, but i couldn't give a damn if people joke about it.

i agree with niteowl. you need a serious dose of fantasy literature. living off tolkien is alright for a while...but don't get overly attached, or you'll probably get hell sick of it.

try reading George r.r. martin's a song of ice and fire series. very long winded, and incredibly addictive. it should remind you somewhat of Britain during hadrens wall.

I know Crys, I wanted to see your reaction!
Hawk, I don't give a wooden nickle for blonde-dumb-blah blah blah things. Heck, I laugh at the jokes for blondies, I don't get mad or such.

hawk wrote:lol, why don't we put a poll up or something. hell. being a dumb blonde is completely overrated. i'm blonde, but i couldn't give a damn if people joke about it.

i agree with niteowl. you need a serious dose of fantasy literature. living off tolkien is alright for a while...but don't get overly attached, or you'll probably get hell sick of it.

try reading George r.r. martin's a song of ice and fire series. very long winded, and incredibly addictive. it should remind you somewhat of Britain during hadrens wall.

Now that really IS the spirit. I couldn't care less if someone jokes about blondes. I joke about myself! Take time to stop making fun of other people and crack a joke about you.

For the record I am not technically a blonde, I consider myself a "not" that is not quite blonde, not quite brunette. However I just like to laugh at blonde jokes simply because they are funny.

There is this one blond guy I know, Marty. He is actually pretty smart but he is extremely annoying and the ultimate band geek. So one time I told him the mirror joke (see "Funny Random Stuff" in the Lounge) but I replaced it with my redhead friend Paige, this other kid Chris with dark brown hair (what do you call guys with brown hair?) and him as the blond. He of course overreacted. But that is because he is Marty.

Hey, now! I'M the ultimate band geek! Don't go dissing the band geeks!!

Someone at band camp was wearing a shirt that said, "You know you're a band geek when.." and it had a checklist. The sad thing is, I fit every description.

How's this for being a band geek: I actually tried to learn the bassoon. AND I MISS IT. Sheesh..

I think I rate as a "not" too. I used to be really blonde (ahem, hair colour) but not anymore.

Anyway ... BLONDE JOKE TIME!!!! (no offense to any blondes)

There were three girls stranded on an island. One was blonde, another a brunette, and the last was a redhead. They could see a island with houses not that far from their island, and they decided to swim for it. The brunette swam half way there and drowned. The redhead swam a quarter of the way and was eaten by sharks. The blonde swam three quarters of the way, but got tired so she swam back.

Blonde jokes...Love them!

A Brunette was jogging down the street saying "66, 66, 66, 66, 66..." A Blonde came jogging up behind her and said "What are you doing?" And the brunette only continued to say "66, 66, 66, 66..." So the Blond went to the other side of the road saying "66, 66, 66, 66, 66..." After a few minutes of both saying that, the brunette yelled to the blond: "You Know, It's more fun in the middle!" So the blonde moved to the middle of the road. Just then a huge truck came and hit the blond. The brunette smiled and said
"67, 67, 67, 67, 67..."

that bad.. lol i'm not a blonde, tho. no dissing (*twitch* i hate that word*) band geeks!