Would you rather....

sharp. It would really hurt just to try to get the dull knife to pierce the skin...*Shudders*

Would you rather drink V8 for a whole month or drink only water for 5 years?

The water, I think.

Would you rather have a cat licking your head or a dog licking your toes?

Cat - I love kitties!

Would you rather oodles of noodles or of poodles?

Poodles. I love poodles!

Would you rather be able to hack any internet account or summon a magic carpet?

Duh, the carpet! Why sit at home at a computer when I can soar?

Would you rather be told in person by your worst enemy that he/she wants to make amends or messaged by your best friend that he/she now hates you?

The worst enemy thing.

(As a man) Would you rather have your grandmother's hair, or her first name?

Name. I can get that changed rather easily.

Would you rather be the most beautiful man/woman in the world, or be married to someone gorgeous?

Be the most beautiful woman in the world! Easy!

Would you rather have to wear a visible diaper over your pants everywhere you go for a year, or have to eat only baby food for a year?

Diaper and it would become the lately fashion trend of course!

Would you rather meet your favorite actor/actress or your favorite band/musician?

Musician. He would have a greater impact on my life.

Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter (without water)?

Eeeew.... I guess... Peanut butter.

Would you rather have a flower sticking out of your eye (since you were born and it cannot be removed), or have a rock jutting out of your nose?

I think I'd like the flower, I'd rather be blindish than not be able to breathe...

Would you rather have your eyes surgically removed and replaced with two predatory eyes (eyes with slits), or have one eye a deep, black demon eye and the other electric blue? The predatory eyes can see in the dark, but hurt in light, the demon/blue eyes kill things if you get scared.

Predator eyes - TOTALLY cool XD Yeah, I'm odd.

Sunglasses made from gold? Or a small purse made from $100 bills?

The small purse made from $100 bills. Then I could unravel the money and buy some even cooler shades!!

Would you rather be strapped infront of a Tv and forced to watch glee forever or be forced to become part of the cast and have to sing and do the dancing and have those milkshake things thrown at you. (Doesn't really work if you are a fan of glee, you can probably tell that I am not)

BOTH! *Die-hard Glee fan*

Would you rather be a famous actor/actress or a famous author?