Would you rather....

The millions of reviews...at least some of it must be constructive...maybe...anyway, you never said i had to read them.

Would you rather be a leprechaun or a unicorn?

Unicorn At least the I could spear people and I would have a sharp pointy object on my head!

Would you rather face your worst nightmare for 10 years or be paralyzed forever?

The nightmare, I've always thought they were totally cool.

Would you rather have a bungee cord or a kite string?

Bungee cord. *bounce bounce bounce*

Would you rather go for a swim in a lake filled with piranhas or take a walk through the Serengeti?

The Serengeti. I love wildlife!

Ha! You fell for it.

The Serengeti is dangerous--Elephants, lions, and wildebeests are all pretty dangerous guys, not to mention alligators and hippos (if you come across a watering hole) and the heat, and the herds of zebra and antelope that can hurt you. (There's a reason tours are done in vehicles. )

Piranhas won't even touch you if you're not bleeding, so don't get cut or near a food source and you'll be a-ok.

And you didn't give me a would you rather, so I'mma answer my own--I'd take the piranhas.

(Oh yeah, the monkeys can be annoying and kinda dangerous, too.)

Would you rather be (literally) blue for two years, or only wear blue for the rest of your life?

Hmm, hard decision. I think I'd prefer to be blue, but I like wearing blue, but I'm not sure if I'd want to wear blue the rest of my life...unless the rest of my life was so short that it doesn't matter, in which case that's terrible! I mean, at least I get a high likelihood of still being alive while I'm blue so...
Blue for two years it is.

Would you rather be a donut sprinkle or colored granulated sugar on a cookie?

...................donut sprinkle.

Sprinkles tend to fall off, so I have a higher chance of surviving.

Would you rather be a bird or a reptile?

I think a bird. Really an owl.

Would you rather eat strawberries the rest of your life or blackberries the rest of your life?

Blackberries! I've never eaten one, but I hear they taste delish.

Would you rather be ripped to shreds by a shark, or mauled to pieces by two bears?

Shark

Would you rather...watch Black Beauty for the rest of your life or Despicable Me for the rest of your life?

Despicable me, haven't seen it yet.

Would you rather be a famous artist or musician?

artist ^_^

Would you rather live for ever and watch as everyone around you dies (I mean, not literally THERE, recording it ) and never growing old, or have two years left to live?

I would rather have two years left and make it the best years of my life.


Would you rather only read Shakespear for the rest of your life or not read at all?

Shakespeare!

Would you rather get stabbed with a sharp knife or a dull knife (only once either)