Would you rather....

Justin Bieber. At least he is young, cute, and NOT disgusting.

Would you rather be stuck in a room for the rest of your life with.....

Charlie Sheen

OR

Paris Hilton?

Charlie Sheen, at least he can be entertaining.

Would you rather be connected at the hip to Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton?

Miley Cyrus. At least she has some semblance of a brain.

Would you rather get only one review on every topic you post, or have to do 100 reviews for every topic you post?

100 reviews. I would find that utterly enjoyable xD.

Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails for a month, or never sleep again?

Bed of nails. Then I could go all corpse-ish.

Would you rather be super popular in high school and a nobody in college, or a wallflower in high school and well-connected in college?

Wall-flower in high school and well-connected in College.

Would you rather die to young and not have many experiences or die really old when all you loved is gone?

My signature says it all. ^^

Would you rather grow hair on your tongue or teeth between your toes?

Teeth between toes because then kicking guys in the crotch would be that little bit more painful...

Would you rather live without YWS or live without facebook?

Live without facebook, of course.

Would you rather have a belly the size of a witch's cauldron, or legs the length of a coke bottle?

2 litre coke bottle? If so, I'd take the coke bottle legs. I don't need those anyways ;D At least I can still see my toes!

Would you rather never listen to music again, or have to listen to a mix of James Blunt and Clay Aiken for a month straight ;D (I know, I'm so unoriginal D:)

I survive the Blunt and Alken..I couldn't live without music.

Would you rather have to paper-mache the Eiffel tower by yourself, or fill the grand canyon with milk one carton at a time?

Milk. At least then I wont be permanently stained with glue. That and you didn't say how big the carton was ;D

Would you rather make all the furniture in IKEA, or clean all the bedpans in your local hospital?

Mm, the Ikea one. It'd take awhile but it would at least start out fun.

Would you rather walk a tightrope or walk barefoot on hot coals?

Tightrope.

You didn't say how far off the ground it had to be.

Would you rather receive millions of reviews, all filled with hate and things that made you cry, or no reviews at all?

(I don't care if you don't cry easily--pretend it got so bad, you couldn't help but cry.)