Go along and see if I can't write a story from it.
What if you turned into a cartoon?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
I would take a bucket of some sort of fish body parts (fish eye balls, guts, something gross) and dump it on their head. Yeah, I'm big on revenge. I don't get even, I get revenge.
What if you were called by a model agency and they said that you had the perfect body and they wanted to hire you.
I'm a JESUS FREAK!!!
Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
What if you got free tickets to a concert of your choice, but you had to go with your worst enemy?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
I would tie them up, stick them in my car, push it off a cliff then say that they were sick and couldn't come.
What if you got an iTouch and you loved it and it had all your stuff on it and you were allowed to get 1,000 free apps, but you could only go on it if you knew the password that your brother programmed into it.
My kitty avatar is my minion. She sneaks everywhere and always tells me whats going on. *kitty avatar sneaks up and whispers in my ear* Oh... She says it is time... *grabs you and puts you in box* Perfect!
Force it out of him (I love my brother, but I would consider torture).
What if you heard a voice in your head and it told you that you would die tomorrow?
"A superman ... is, on account of certain superior qualities inherent in him, exempted from the ordinary laws which govern men. He is not liable for anything he may do." Nathan Leopold
I would stay in my home all day, after chaining myself in the basement.
What would you do if you saw a really pretty/cute boy/girl in your house and they said, "oh, hi! Can I stay for the night?"
My kitty avatar is my minion. She sneaks everywhere and always tells me whats going on. *kitty avatar sneaks up and whispers in my ear* Oh... She says it is time... *grabs you and puts you in box* Perfect!
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
What would you do if your pet poured orange juice on your head?
My kitty avatar is my minion. She sneaks everywhere and always tells me whats going on. *kitty avatar sneaks up and whispers in my ear* Oh... She says it is time... *grabs you and puts you in box* Perfect!
Meh, they'd build fancier ones soon enough. I'd just keep an eye on mine until then.
What if you had to participate in a long endurance race?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they? — Homer Simpson
