Hello

OH MY GOD, MY ARM, IT'S ON FIRE!

Well, now that I have your attention I might as well introduce myself. I'm Cirque but more popularly known as Alice. To the geese in my back yard, I am called; SQWARK, if you'd like to call me that then fine but I get a make a nickname for you too. And let me just warn you, me and names are not a good combination.

I'm a home-schooled girl of approximately fourteen years age. I have never gone to a public school except for that one time when I was five and Dad wanted me to see how his old primary school use to operate. The day went down hill from there. So as for now, my bestfriend is a horse and a goose out back.

I have an imagrinary world locked inside my head called; Estonia and in there, I'm the Crimson Jester. But, that's another story. I absolutely love balloons of all colours and I'm not afraid to have my pciture taken. *CLICK* *CLICK* If you'd like to find out more about me, just pm and I'll be happy to talk with anyone.

I think you should get some water for that arm of yours. In my experience, fire burns literally! Haha, I'm Apple and I'm here to say hello. So Sqwark you say, those geese definietly know how to give out a good name. I think I'm going to call you that, even if I have to suffer the wrath of a nickname.

If you ever need any help, or just want something reviewed; Apple is here to save the day.

Thanks! YWS seems like an interesting enough site. It is better then the other writing sites I have currently gone too. Maybe I shouldn't say that, or I might be attacked. I'll take your advice with the water, too.

Hello there, Sqwark! (hehe)

Welcome to YWS!!!

squee!!

How are you? Really, you do have a unique and funny nickname! haha.
I'm Yuriiko(with numbers), just call me 'Yuri' for short. You're homeschooling? really? Wow.
So, to know you better, I just have some random questions here for you to obviously, answer.

1. how did you find out about YWS?
2. What kind of genre are you most into writing?
3. Just some few impressions here?

Anyways, glad to have you here. I really hope you enjoy here as much as I do.
Please don't hesitate to PM me for questions or anything.

Peace out!

~yuri

Welcome to YWS, Sqwark! (You seriously gave us a weapon, there. )

I'm Freyja. Or Van, Vana, Vanana (just keep adding -na's, haha.)

I guess we don't have to worry about you not being good at catching the readers' attention! And yes, you really should put that fire out, unless it's there for me to play with.

As a music nerd, the question I normally ask is what kind of music are you into?

Anywho. If you ever need any help, the community forums will usually have the answer you're looking for. Otherwise, don't hesitate to PM me.

Hope you enjoy YWS, and we're looking forward to seeing more of you!

Peace!
Freyja out.

Damn! Well I guess I'm gonna have to think up nicknames for all of you. That's right whimper...WHIMPER!

I'm into any kind of music as long as it has a really fast beat and a great guitar solo. How did I find YWS? I was just scrolling through on my computer and looked up young writers forums and poof there it was. The genre I most of mostly like to write about is fantasy, of course. Can't go a day without fantasy.

XD. Hey there, Cirque! Welcome to YWS, and I know you're probably already loving it here.
And homeschooling! Eek! You are automatically awesome, also because you like balloons, and...yeah, my reasons are sort of off! (:
Anyways, if you ever need any help, feel free to PM (private message) me. I'm usually on YWS, so you'll get an answer to any questions you have pretty quickly. Also, if you just want someone to talk to, I'm here for that too! (Oh my gosh--I'm Multipurpose Mizzle). XD.
I would suggest checking out the YWS chat room. It's where I met a lot of my "homies" and all, it really is a great place to meet some of our fantastical users.
So, yeah. Welcome to the place that is so awesome it should be a fantasy, but it isn't...I don't know where I'm going with this.
Toodles!
-Mizz

*Dumps bucket of water on Cirque*

...oo" Sorry. I got excited and I didn't want you to burn down because I like you. Your post was awesome. xD

Anyway, welcome to YWS, home of Apples and Mizzles and Yuris and Freyjas and many others!

I'm Kara. (Well, not really. You can call me Jae. ^^ Or Kara. It doesn't matter.) If you want to talk to someone or ask anything at all, PM me. Your novel sounds interesting and if you ever need help with it (whether you want me to review it or to help you plot it), just ask.

I do hope you like it here. And I agree with Mizzle - swing by the chatroom sometime. I'll look forward to meeting you there.

And don't tell your friends, but I'm afraid of geese. oo" I think they don't like me.

Finally, I have one question too.

Would you rather be called Cirque or Sqwark? *cannot decide*

Why thank you, all. I'll check out the chat room when my computer stops being so slow! That's right computer, I am talking to you.

Oh I don't really care what people call me. I mean it's on your own risk if you call me Sqwark...literally!

NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! OMG! OMG! FIRE! NO! DON'T DO IT --AHHH, TOO LATE!



Man with fiery arms: I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND I WILL TAKE OVER YWS!

YWS: Noooooooooo!

Snoink: What do we do? What do we DO?

Griffinkeeper: Well, obviously we should do what all cool people do.

Vanadis: Fly around in a space suit!

Griffinkeeper: ...No. We should call the Evil Forces of the Chimpdom which inhabit YWS!

Chimps: *make chimp sounds*

Snoink: But... how do we know if they will obey us?

Griffinkeeper: They won't. There's only one person who they will obey.

Snoink: You're not saying...

Griffinkeeper: Yes. Yes, I am.

Scene 2: Monkey Wedding



Cirque: Here comes the briiiiiiide. All dressed in monkey poo!

Random boss: That's inappropriate! I will fire you!

Cirque: Watch this! *arms immediately turn on fire*

Random boss: Oh noes! I am dead!

Cirque: You stupid man... I didn't even touch you!

Random boss: *falls over dead*

Cirque: PFFT.

Suddenly! Morse code starts beeping.

Cirque: What's this? I have just been elected to be grand chimpmaster of YWS? Well! I guess I should join it!

AND HERE WE ARE NOW.

(P.S. I know your secret.)








(P.S.S. Welcome.)

Haha! That's absolutely hilarious! Haha.