I read a book where the main character's name was Moist VonLipwig.
That was a bit painful to read, but it was a satire, so it was horrible on purpose.
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!
Okay, here's mine:
Constable James Adam Vert. This was a character in one of my stories. The press like to call him Constable J. A. Vert if they wrote articles on him. Props to anyone who gets the horribly obvious reference I made there. I changed his name to Constable Green, so it's less obvious.

"Writing, though, belongs first to the writer, and then to the reader, to the world.
The subject is a catalyst, a character, but our responsibility is, has to be, to the work."
"Writing, though, belongs first to the writer, and then to the reader, to the world.
The subject is a catalyst, a character, but our responsibility is, has to be, to the work."