Years ago, in places not even I know of, Master Keever, the daredevil of all band directors, lived and trained among the best. She was a loner and only ever had one companion; her sacred clarinet. Some say that she never existed, but I know the truth. She did exist, and she still does today. Se just stays hidden until she is needed again. Wait. You don't know the story? Well then. I must tell you so you will no just what happened that day.
Master Keever worked in a school and taught young children how to play instuments. There was nothing real wierd about her except the fact that she always carried her clarinet around with her. Other than that, she seemed like a normal, average, everyday type person.
Across the hall from the band room sat the chorus room which was ruled by the ever-so-frightening Countess Compton. Her singing was angelic, almost hypnotic, and her poor, singing students couldn't resist but to sing and obey her every command. Master Keever knew that there was something up with Countess Compton, so she kept a watchful eye on her.
During the students' lunch break, Master Keever peeked through the churus room door, and there sat Countess Compton at her desk plotting evil schemes. Master Keever knew that Countes Comtpn must be stopped immediately, but how? How could she defeat such a powerful being as Countess Compton? Then, it hit her like a newspaper hits a fly. She will use her almighty clarinet-playing powers to defeat the evil chorus teacher.
Again, Master Keever peeked through the window to see that the singing menace was no where to be found. She turned around only to find Countess Comton standing behind her hissing a tune in her ear. She felt a strange sensation starting in the pit of her ear. Countess Compton was trying to hynotize her! Quickly, Master Keever brought her clarinet to her lips and began to play a deep, terrifying tune herself. Countess Compton tried to hiss out another tune, but it was too late. Master Keever's clarinet was too powerful for her used up lungs. Countess Compton dropped to the floor in defeat. Master Keever tried to blow another tune to finish her off, but before she could even blurt a note, the singing witch was gone. After that, Master Keever went into a life of hiding.
Never was Countess Compton seen again. To this day, no one has seen or heard form her, but Master Keever knows she's out there, and when she is found, Master Keever has vowed to dispose of that evil woman once and for all.
Let no one tell you that the story of Master Keever is just a legend or a myth. It is one hundred percent true. Remember, those who question the almighty power of Master Keever will have to answer to her mystical clarinet of doom!
