The Character Tavern

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I look at her and see the bending shadows around her and act as if I see nothing special.
"Oh shadows you call is it well its plants I call because im Yahto the Plant Whisperer"
A few rose vines grow and break the shaky wooden floor of the tavern, the start to wrap around me then in an instant have the knife that Larii was playing with.
"For my plants can prosper in light or dark and kill in the silence of everything"
The vines tighten around the knife and in a thrust like motion stabs it into the table she is nearest to.




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Charlie

Blooming hell...

knives, guns, shadow people thingies, plant whisperers. That last one's really weird. I can imagine that Yahto guy talking to a plant...

I can't help but chuckle to myself. Yahto's suddenly glaring at me. Sheesh... sorry.
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Hearing his apology I laugh a bit and gp back up to the counter for a new drink.
"Oh,and Charlie it is a blooming hell and thats the point of being here so settle up or step down"




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"Great. You read minds too." I say. "What else can you do? Can you turn into Susan Boyle? That would be funny... slightly scary, but funny."

Yahto laughs. "No, I can't do that sorry,"

"Sorry if I think about something unsuitable..." I shrug. "I am a guy after all."
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Jonathon-
"Perhaps you should think of 'unsuitable' things. If he's going to read your mind, you should at least make him pay for it."

I then proceeded to imagine a violent, homosexual encounter of extreme pornographic content.
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Paige, Hell On Earth.

"Jeez," I muttered. "You lot make me sick. I'm leaving."

I got up and headed for the door.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
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Watching her leave i say aloud "thought so, and no I can't read minds I just heard your conversation from earlier and figured you'd say something about this being stupid or like a hellhole so apparently I guessed right."
He says" could have fooled me"
looking at the girl leaving I say "hey does anyone agree with her leaving?
I guess I cant stop her."




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Dreamy115 from Nate's Dead?! SB

Dreamy appeared in the tavern, completely confused. People were yelling random things and trying to leave. She blinked twice. This would definitely not help her find who had killed Nate. In the meantime, though, she ordered a chocolate milk. Dreamy really, really enjoys milk. Therefore, when some one bumped into her arm, causing her to spill it, she began crying hysterically.
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Kayla - The Court (Yay for villians!) xD

What a complete pansy. This girl was what gave all women a bad name. By being considered weak and defenseless.

Kayla walked over to the girl and glared down at her. "Clean yourself up girl," she snarled. "Clean yourself up and kill the person who bumped into you!"

The girl looked shocked and confused, the tears on her cheeks beginning to dry.

Kayla clicked her tongue in disgust. "Come on, girl," she growled. "Get up and make them pay!"
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

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Dreamy115

Dreamy stopped crying, and decided to take on a complete personality change. "Yessss... KILL THE MILK-SPILLER!" She cried, so crazed that she was using caps lock!
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(Larii)
THis guy is starting to get annoying, I stand up, and am forced to fix my tiny dress to keep anything from showing. I surround my hand in shadows and hold it to his face. "With one flick of my wrist I can do very painful things to you with this! Now unless your going to drasticlly change your attitudem leave me alone! But if you change your mood, more pleasnat circumstances could arise." I end on a kinder note, almost smiling.
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Paige,

I came back over to the bar. Yeah, I wasn't leaving. I stared at the scene before me.

"What the hell is going on here?" I shouted.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
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**Ooh... *epic grin* **

The door opened. Someone wearing a hood and cloak hurried in, sitting down at the bar as far from everyone else as they could. "I'll just have a water," the person said in response to the bartender's expectant look. The voice was obviously female.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."




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Kayla

She looked at the newcomer and at the obviously crazy girl who was probably bipolar.

"Hello there," she muttered catching the bar tenders look.

"I'll have a drink sir. Though something little stronger than water. How about some wine," she said, winking.
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

~A Very Potter Musical - Dumbledore




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Charlie

I have no idea what is going on now...
It's bizarre. You go to the toilet, come back, and everyone seems to be on drugs or something. There's some chick with a cloak who seems to be hiding from everyone and there's someone else with some kind of personality disorder...

I sit down next to the chick with the personality disorder and smile, before saying, "I have a pink bathroom,"
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It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
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