The Character Tavern

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Charlie

At least there is one person here that doesn't control mutations or orgasms... or whatever they call it.

And who the hell is Regan?! I'm a teenager. Not psychic.

"I know like!" I said sarcastically. "Regan would be, like, so Oh My God!"
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Paige.

"Regan is my boss and she wouldn't say something like that," I snapped and turned away.

I got a soda off the bar tender adn went back to my moping. Freaks, the lot of them.
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Francesca

"of course, she's not...I'm her sister..." Francesca laughed.
"Wow, this world is fascinating...i wonder what happened to the alst drama i had watch? oh well...'

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John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
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Oh... I thought Regan was a dude...

Come on, it sounds like a guys name! And anyway, maybe Regan would say something like that. I bet the woman dances around, singing along to Dancing Queen when she's home alone...

"Beer please." I wink at the bartender.

"I just heard you say you were sixteen mate." The bartender almost laughs.

Grinning, I reach down to my top and began to slowly lift it up. The second the bartender sees me, he begins to pour the beer.

Haha! He actually thought I had a gun... what a saddo...
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I'm Larii from Elemental Lands
I walk into the tavern, immediately seeing the dead rat on the floor, ugh this place is worse than Jaycee's house! I slip through the shadows to a corner bar stool, the bartender walks up to me, hes extremely ugly, rotten teeth and everything,
"What would you like?" he looks me up and down either looking for a weapon on my skintight black dress, or something else, but I don't care, I'm here to get away from my fellow Shadow Callers, not to wonder why a bartender is staring at me.
"Water." I say, unable to think of anything else he could have. This place is disgusting, and I can't imagine wanting to come here. I just needed to get away from Harten, he drives me crazy, I've told him a million times I don't feel the same way about him as he does about me, I'm NOT ending up like Jaycee, stuck with over eager kids, well I am kind of looking for a date too, but who wants to date a girl who can control darkness, and is always being trailed by other Shadow Callers? The bartender brings me a glass, but its empty.
"No water!" he says. Wow this place is worse than I had thought, what else is there?
"Um, Lemonade then," I say looking at the sign on the wall, its probably good if it has lemons in it.
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Here if I may join in Ill be my little guy- Yahto


Walking into the tavern I smell something rotting and see that same old dead rat on the floor. I walk to it drawing my sword I stab it and throw it outside.
I walk up to the bartender and say "Yo, dude give me a glass of wine, and make it fast."
He says back in a smartalok tone "How old are you son? And even if we sold to minors we don't have no wine!"
I look at him and stick the blade of my sword to his neck drawing blood "What did you call me? And even if im only 14 I told you to do something so do it!"
In a quick response the bar tender says "Where shall I get wine at we own none?"
I press my sword a little harder and say "Forget it just give me a energy drink!"
The bartender gives me a monster and I put my sword in it's holder and sit down.
I look around and say "So, whats up?"




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Charlie

Everyone has a knife or a gun in this place...

"Not much dude!" I wink at the guy who just spoke. "You?"

"Same here," The guy answers.

"Wow. You're the only other guy in here who isn't depressed!" I smile. "Even if you are a bit aggressive..."
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Jonathon
"I'm not depressed..."
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Charlie

"Fine, three of us who aren't depressed." I shrug.

Hm... I've got a headache.
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Looking around at the guy who talked

"Who cares about guns if you know where they will hit? And im not angered im just thirsty. Then there is a tavern with no wine what horrible service, and he expects me to be kind?"
I jump into the seat next to the guys im talking to and pull out a deck of cards.
Shuffling them I say "So whos in for a game of blackjack?"




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(Larii)
Sipping my lemonade, I wonder aimlessly what blackjack is. Humph, probably some stupid game these people use to pass the time where ever they come from, of course, I dont have any time to pass so I wouldnt know. SOme of the guys in here are nice looking, but I'm to bored to care, what with the dead rat and the lack of water, I think I probably chose the wrong place to look for a date. Well now that I'm here might as well stay. Then I hear a voice behind me, "YOu look good, I'm surprised to see you in a place like this though." I whip around, already knowing who it is, pulling a knife from the shadows, I whip around and press the tip into Harten's throat,
"Get away from me, you freak!" I shouted at him, I raised my hand, and the air around it turned to shadow, which was much more threatening than the knife.
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I look at her and draw my sword and point it at her.
"Awe dont be like that this is a bar you should not be surprised at these people's stupidity and me playing with cards can earn me some free money. So how are you?"

I put my sword back in its sheath and sit back down drinking my drink.




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(Larri)
I glare at the man, "Look, you dont know who this guy is, I do, you dont want to know either! I was fine until this freak bothered me, I had been hoping to get away from him! Thats one of the two reasons I'm here." I turned back to Harten, but he was gone. "Damnit!" I muttered, I pulled the shadows from my hand, I had been hoping I wouldnt have to use my powers in here, now everyone was looking at me, well maybe that was a good thing, I was followed by the male Shadow Callers enough to know I was attractive.
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I look at her to see if she can justify these claims.
"Well if you have a problem you should go around swinging that knife, you might get someone mad or worse you might get hurt by someone."




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(Larii)
I consider glaring again, but change my mind, I hold up my hand to him, "Oh look, the knife is gone, I sent it back to the shadows, but i can get it back!" I pulled the knife from the nothingness of the shadows again, then put it back. "I'm Larii, a Shadow Caller."
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