YWS-1

Gremlins were messing about with the electric fuse.

"Damn the gremlins," someone muttered.

"Where's Jen?" I asked.

Nobody answers.

"Sorry Snoink i say picking myself up, an then falling back down.

"This ship has been getting pretty full, recently. I mean a year ago I could choose from like twenty different places to lounge around and sleep, but now everywhere's full! I think we should start randomly pushing crew members out of airlocks," I say, highlighting the recent worry about overcrowding on YWS-1.

I start to randomly sing a Madness song on the ground, then when i noticed the crowd i attracted i shut up.

I pick myself up an sit in the lounge.

"Look guys El is back, to do some reviewin'."

'Hah.' I say to Jack's comment about overcrowding, 'More newbies means more people to push around and do the dirty work.'

"Oh wait I'm only at Junior status...damn."

Turning around to look down the corridor, "What someone hazed Emma?"

"Need bananas........" Twitch twitch....

I throw a banana at him to shut him up.

"Jack," I said, "I don't think it's crew members you want to throw overboard, if ya catch my drift."

I walked off whistling to myself, looking inconspicious, or so I hoped.

I overheard Mesh. AHA! She wanted to get rid of my stash of chocolate! Well, I had one word for her: NEVER!

"THOU HAST PERTERBED ME NO MORE!" I screamed, standing on Fontroy's head.

"What?" a dozen voices said.

I was about to say something, but then I forgot what I was saying. Um...

"Ow..."

Oh, I probably should've gotten off his head by now.

I look at Snoink angerilly "anyway i'm sure it not the chocolate, i bet it my medieval armour collection."

I run to my room to hide it.

I ponder the meaning of the word "angerilly" in the corner thoughtfully, whilst eating some grapes.

The grapes Jack is eating squirts out and lands -- right in my eye. "AHHH!"

I get bored of watching Snoink and Jack throw grapes at eachother, and decide to go for a walk among the cooridors.

"Has anybody seen Nox?" I ask.

Snoink very helpfully points out someone in the croud.

"Um... That's Nefer."

We look around again, untill I see someone else.

"Is that Nox?"
"Nah," says Snoink. "That's Niobe."

Arvy pokes his head around a corner.

"Where?!" he asks.

I keep looking. Another person walks by.

"Nox?"

She turnes, and I see that its actually Nikki. (Snip Snip)

"No Nox here, just the black empty dispair of one thousand haunted skulls, their life gone, but their keep eyes stairing, burning like lazors into my obliterate soul."

"Rrrright." I say. I notice she is wearing a bunch of necklaces covered in various charms, some of which were pulsating slightly, and take a few steps back.

Finally, I see Nox. I go off to talk with her, leaving everyone else to save the universe for a while.

I start running through random compartments, screaming "I'VE BEEN PROMOTED!!!" while holding up a golden badge.

I punch Neo in the arm, scream "BOTHER!" and run away.