Teddy Ruxpin's Mis-adventures in Toyland Chapter I

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Once upon a sunny blue day in Grundo while perchancing upon a hapless crystal, Teddy Ruxpin (henceforth "Teddy") and Grubby fell into a pit! But it was okay because at the bottom of the pit were all these awesome toys. Yet Grubby (being Grubby!) starting eating all the toys!

"Grubby!" Teddy exclaimed as only a talking personified bear can, "Stop eating the toys!"

"Oh, sorry Teddy," said Grubby. But he was so hungry!

Right then, the toys came alive. "Oh noes!" said Grubby.

~~~~stay tuned for chapter deux!~~~~



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It's a known fact that the more tildes you have, the better your writing. So I clearly did not have enough tildes in this work. Ah well. Excuse the bump.



“Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!" "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell