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Food Fight!

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*stares in awe for a moment* *shrugs and splats an eel in Nutty's face stealing the Nutella*
I don't even like Nutella *cackles and runs off*
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT THE NUTELLA!!!!!

*runs for her life, hopping on a wild muffin along the way*

Yee-Haw! And I still got the nutel- Hey! Where'd it go?!
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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*mouth drops open* Kamaaaas! Why?! *giraffe charges after Kamas*
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I don't like Nutella. *splats a chicken in the giraffe's face and jumps over a pool of curry sauce, Matrix style*
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But you stole it! *jumps off giraffe and starts throwing hams at Kamas*
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Because I happen to be that cool *deflects hams and flips over Mira and runs to other way* hehehe *slams into a wall* Owwww
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*giggles and steals Nutella from Kamas*
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*catches Kamas' leg just as she runs away* Give it back! *they both go down and Irish starts to beat Kamas with the fish* Get her Troutie!
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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*grabs the fish and turns the table on Irish* *grabs a conveniently placed bucket of clam chowder and pours it on Irish* *gives up on the Nutella and throws a kiwi at Mira*
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Nooo! Troutie WHY?!

*wipes chowder out of eyes and chucks Nutella to Nutty just as the giraffe tramples her*

*picks up a giant crate filled with sugar and dumps it on Kamas*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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*licks her arms happily*
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*eats the kiwi and starts using a rocket launcher filled with hot dogs*
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*goes to laugh at Kamas and gets shot in the mouth with a hot dog* Ooo *swallows it* Thanks Mira! *chucks sardines at her*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Did I just get trampled by a giraffe?

*starts slurping jello off the floor with a straw*

Heehee, it made farty sounds!
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*looks around at the chaos, picks up a large can of pop, shakes it, and releases the contents at everyone in a stream of fizzy brown pop*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



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