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Food Fight!

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*pulls off the cantaloupe off her head* *grabs a baseball and begins to hit rotten fruits at Irish* *nails Irish in the back with a rotten pineapple* *runs up and throws her into a pool of stinky sardines*
"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." ~ Charles Chaplin

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*screams* Ewwwww! *climbs out and chases down Kasmas and picks her up and tosses her into a vat of carmalized eels* Bwahaha! *runs and hides behind Gsp*
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*climbs out and licks her hand* "mmm salty caramel" *runs up to Crocky and Irish and throws raw tuna at them*
*runs away and hides*
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*wipes fish guts off face and finds Kamas hiding behind a giant bowl of melted marshmellows* *grins evily and dumps all bowl on Kamas' head and sprints for dear life*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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*sits in the melty stuff and begins to eat it off herself happily* *chases after Irish throwing popcorn once freed*
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*chases after Kamas who is chasing after Irish.* *Pours what's left in the squeezy honey bottle over Kamas's head.* *Grins evily* *Decides this is a good time to make her escape*
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*Laughs evilly and steps out from the shadows**(that are black, unfortunately)**and hits everyone with her radish-slingshot*
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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*picks popcorn off self and eats happily then gets hit in the face with a radish* OW!

*picks up own slightshot and shoots Kamas and Nutty with a small pet octopus*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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***runs freely in all the YWS cafeteria**Ohhh!!***sees two huge, inmmensily large bottles of mayonese***Here it goes!!***thowas the mayonese to everyone in the room*** mwahahahaha!!
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Monotone.

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*Returns back to the YWS cafeteria and gets covered in mayo* YUM! *Squirts ketchup at pudin and laughs!* :D
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*turns around to be met with a wall of mayonase* :thud: *quickly gets up and starts throwing bread crumbs at everyone*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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*runs around the room screaming "I'M A MELON HEAD!"*
"It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."

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*turns to see Aqua running around and almost dies laughing but gets hit in the face with a giant pumkin* OW! *turns and throws a loaf of bread at Kamas who is snikering in the corner*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.




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*laughs at Aqua and chucks ice cream everywhere* :D *Then throws sticky strawberry syrup around the place xD*
Four kinds of people I hate most in life.
1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with.
2. People who can't count.
3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.




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***Laughs, pointing at everyone***hahahahahah!!!!****takes mustard and vinegar from the salad counter and throws it at Onyx and Irish and....Kammie***
Les sanglots longs
Des violons
De l'autonne
Blessent mon coeur
D'une langueur
Monotone.

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Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.
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