"What is this? Creamy! Get me chunky peanut butter!" The gryphon yelled. He crushed the copy of "Tighter Buns in 30 days" with his talon to emphasize the importance of it.
"And make sure it's super-fine white! None of this whole-wheat crap! I won't be patient! Go, fool!" The gryphon raged. John frowned, rooted to the ground.
"No." He hissed back.
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake... unless it's to remind him that he won't fail... he just won't kill you.
John muttered under his breath as he fixed the griffon the sandwitch. He glared at the peunut butter. He scowled at the bread. "What right does he have just barging in here..."
His thought process was interupted by the griffon yelling, "Don't forget the milk, and i want it 100% none of that 99% crud!Us griffons have extremly sensitive taste buds! Hurry up!"
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them!
-Dr.Suess
John knew the Gryphon lacked intelligence, So he hastily cooked up the idea to outsmart the brute. He thought to himself, " Little does this Gryphon know, I have laced this peanut butter with venom extracted from 4 deadly African spiders. "
The Gryphon read John's mind, like john had planned, and in a fit of fear dropped the sandwich, and clasped his heart.
